Saturday, March 29, 2025

Sabrina Carpenter (1) - Week of Mar 29, 2025

 


Hey guys! Unfortunately this was not a very good week. Only 2 debuts were that great, and just as I feared last week, Sabrina the Clown has returned to #1. Also, you may notice I have a new color code. I will be using light purple for songs that are incredible. Meaning songs that are potential normal purple songs, or songs that are too amazing to just get a great green color code.


Before we get to this week's fresh 30, let's say goodbye to the songs leaving the countdown: 

  • Doechii - DENIAL IS A RIVER [#30] {6w} PK: 25
  • JENNIE/Dua Lipa - Handlebars [#29] {2w} PK: 28
  • ROLE MODEL - Sally, When The Wine Runs Out [#22] {3w} PK: 22
  • ROSÉ/Bruno Mars - APT. [#14] {22w} [6 weeks at #1]
  • Lady Gaga/Bruno Mars - Die With A Smile [#10] {31w} [4 weeks at #1]


Last week's #1 song: Chappell Roan - Pink Pony Club [4 weeks at #1]

30. JENNIE - like JENNIE [Debut] {1w} PK: 30

29. Halsey - safeword [-3] {3w} PK: 26

28. Alex Warren - Ordinary [Debut] {1w} PK: 28

27. Lizzo - Still Bad [=] {2w} PK: 27

26. Dasha - Not At This Party [+2] {4w} PK: 24

25. Kendrick Lamar/SZA - luther [-2] {17w} PK: 17

24. Damiano David - Next Summer [Debut] {1w} PK: 24

23. Doechii - Anxiety [-2] {2w} PK: 21

22. The Weeknd - Cry For Me [-4] {8w} PK: 17

21. Chappell Roan - The Giver [+3] {2w} PK: 21

20. LISA/Doja Cat/RAYE - Born Again [+5] {7w} PK: 20

19. Sabrina Carpenter - Busy Woman [Reentry] {2w} PK: 19

18. Lizzo - Love In Real Life [-2] {4w} PK: 16

17. Tate McRae - Revolving door [+3] {5w} PK: 17

16. Gigi Perez - Sailor Song [-3] {21w} PK: 9

15. Lady Gaga - Garden Of Eden [Debut] {1w} PK: 15

14. Selena Gomez/benny blanco/Gracie Abrams - Call Me When You Break Up [+3] {5w} PK: 14

13. Lola Young - Messy [-4] {11w} PK: 8

12. SZA - BMF [=] {11w} PK: 10

11. Alex Warren/Joe Jonas - Burning Down [+4] {21w} PK: 11

10. Gracie Abrams - That's So True [-6] {19w} [1 week at #1]

9. Shaboozey - Good News [-2] {19w} PK: 5

8. Tate McRae - Sports car [=] {9w} PK: 8

7. Benson Boone - Sorry I'm Here For Someone Else [+12] {4w} PK: 7

6. Chappell Roan - Pink Pony Club [-5] {19w} [4 weeks at #1]

5. ROSÉ - toxic till the end [+1] {7w} PK: 5

4. Gracie Abrams - I Love You, I'm Sorry [+7] {16w} PK: 4

3. Teddy Swims - Bad Dreams [+2] {15w} PK: 3

2. Lady Gaga - Abracadabra [+1] {8w} PK: 2

1. Sabrina Carpenter - Bed Chem [+1] {15w} [1 week at #1]


Debuts:

Luckily JENNIE replaced herself on the countdown with a much better song. like JENNIE is actually produced by Diplo. This is super fun and slaps so hard.

Ugh, I am not too thrilled about this next debut. After being in hitbound for 7 weeks, Alex Warren finally debuts with Ordinary. And the title of the song perfectly describes how I feel about it. This is so boring and forgettable. How is this becoming a hit?

Damiano David is back with Next Summer after being in the abyss for a few weeks. This is fine. The production is pretty good and Damiano sounds great, but this is very forgettable.

Um, I would have been perfectly happy if Busy Woman never reentered the countdown thank you very much. We really didn't need more Sabrina the Clown.

Lady Gaga debuts all the way up at #15 with Garden Of Eden. This is really fun and Lady Gaga sounds great as always, but this isn't nearly as great as Abracadabra.


Countdown Extra: Jonas Brothers - Love Me To Heaven

Biggest Jump Of The Week: Benson Boone - Sorry I'm Here For Someone Else [+12] 

Biggest DRRRRRRROP!!! Of The Week: Gracie Abrams - That's So True [-6]

Last year's #1 song: Sabrina Carpenter - Feather (1/4 weeks at #1)

Favorite song last year: JVKE - clouds

Least favorite song last year: Jack Harlow - Lovin On Me

Most missed song: ROLE MODEL - going out (2020)

Recommendation for Hits 1: Artemas - southbound


5 Oldest Songs

  1. Tie between Gigi Perez - Sailor Song and Alex Warren/Joe Jonas - Burning Down {21w}
  2. Tie between Shaboozey - Good News, Gracie Abrams - That's So True, and Chappell Roan - Pink Pony Club {19w}
  3. Kendrick Lamar/SZA - luther {17w}
  4. Gracie Abrams - I Love You, I'm Sorry {16w}
  5. Tie between Teddy Swims - Bad Dreams and Sabrina Carpenter - Bed Chem {15w}

How in the actual hell is Sailor Song the oldest song on the countdown? It has overstayed its welcome on the countdown for way too long.



Hitbound

Jon Bellion - WASH [2]

Ariana Grande - twilight zone [Debut]

Alessi Rose - IKYK [11]

Kesha/T-Pain - YIPPEE-KI-YAY. [Debut]

Jonah Marais - Better Place [Debut]

Jack Harlow/Doja Cat - Just Us [2]

Dua Lipa/Troye Sivan - Physical [Reentry] [9]

Dove Cameron - Too Much [6]

j-hope/Miguel - Sweet Dreams [3]

Thomas Day - Sleep When We're Dead [Debut]

Henry Moodie - indigo [Debut]

Ravyn Lenae - Love Me Not [2]

Knox - 50/50 [3]

Max McNown - A Lot More Free [Debut]

Emei - Crazy Stupid Love [5]

sombr - undressed [2]


Ariana Grande has released the deluxe version of Eternal Sunshine, and here she is with twilight zone. This is pretty good. Ariana sounds great and the production is nice. One of the better songs I've heard from her in a while besides Popular.

Welp, even Kesha is going country now. She collabs with T-Pain with YIPPEE-KI-YAY. This is pretty fun and they both sound great together, but this seems very forgettable.

Jonah Marais from Why Don't We is back with Better Place. Eww, why did he have to make a ballad? Slow Motion is so much better than this. He sounds good but the production is so uninteresting to listen to.

Welp, with this next song, this breaks a new record. Dua Lipa's Physical has reentered hitbound 5 years later, this time a remix with Troye Sivan. I'm really glad this is back. This got robbed so hard back in 2020 and deserved to become a hit. Hopefully this time this ends up becoming a hit. Also, with this version reentering, the original Physical has become a rare "miscellaneous hitbound dropout", which hasn't happened since XG's Left Right 2 years ago when it got replaced by a remix. If you're curious, you can find that list here: https://zestpond.blogspot.com/p/kinda-hitbound-dropouts.html 

Okay, I don't think anyone asked for more Thomas Day. He's back with Sleep When We're Dead, which Hits 1 misspelled as "Sleep When You're Dead" because of course they did. He had a very forgettable hitbound dropout called Gravity back in 2023, but luckily his new song is so much better. This is pretty fun but is very generic.

Oh great, a new Henry Moodie song that's gonna spend 15 weeks in hitbound. He's back with indigo. This is pretty good. He sounds great and the production is solid. Let's just hope this doesn't spend 15 weeks in hitbound.

Lastly we have some rando named Max McNown with a song called A Lot More Free that's been floating around the Mediabase charts for a few weeks now. This is not really that great. This is just some boring forgettable country ballad. Hopefully this doesn't become a hit.


Exits:

Jonas Brothers - Love Me To Heaven [1] SOTW

Imogen Heap - Headlock [3]

Selena Gomez/benny blanco - Bluest Flame [1]

Ashley Cooke/Joe Jonas - All I Forgot [5]

almost monday - can't slow down [14; 2nd time]

Good riddance to can't slow down, I don't know why it felt the need to reenter in the first place. Bluest Flame finds itself in the abyss and I hope it debuts soon. Love Me To Heaven left despite being the countdown extra. Headlock was great but it was very old and was starting to shrink on me. And good riddance to All I Forgot which was insanely forgettable.


2025 Total Dropouts: 53

Estimated total for 2025: 172 (-1)


Abyss

Jonas Brothers - Love Me To Heaven [1]

Justice/Tame Impala - Neverender [1]

Ryann - Dirty [1]

RAYE - Oscar Winning Tears. [1]

Selena Gomez/benny blanco - Younger And Hotter Than Me [1]

Doechii - DENIAL IS A RIVER [1]

ROLE MODEL - Sally, When The Wine Runs Out [1]

Selena Gomez/benny blanco - Bluest Flame [1]

Avery Anna - Mr. Predictable [2]

Tyla - PUSH 2 START [5]

Pitbull/Bon Jovi - Now or Never [5]

Kendrick Lamar - Not Like Us [8]

Billie Eilish - WILDFLOWER [8]

The Marías - No One Noticed [10]

Lady Gaga - Disease [15]

Harry Styles - Daylight [149]

I've gone thru and added weeks for the abyss song to more easily keep track of them. And according to my calculations, Daylight has spent 149 weeks in the abyss...yeah... 

Also, 16 songs in the abyss is just getting ridiculous at this point...


Blurb me to heaven:

We lost DENIAL IS A RIVER, Handlebars, Sally When The Wine Runs Out, APT, and Die With A Smile. Good riddance to the last two, they were super old and really needed to leave. Handlebars was super forgettable and got replaced by a much better song of hers. Sally When The Wine Runs Out was pretty fun but was very forgettable. And DENIAL IS A RIVER did not deserve to flop that hard.

Can safeword stop flopping please?

Why has luther just been rotting in the bottom half of the countdown for 4 months now? Just leave or do something already.

There was a lot of movement on the countdown. Nice to see Sorry I'm Here For Someone Else make a huge jump into the top 10, but I'm not really sure if toxic till the end and I Love You, I'm Sorry deserves to be in the top 5.

Oof, Pink Pony Club didn't have to drop that hard from #1.

Welp, guess it's time to address the new #1 song. Bed Chem jumped to #1 despite being only #12 in airplay. Yeah, this did not really need to be #1 and I would have been perfectly fine with it being blocked from #1. Let's just hope Abracadabra overthrows it from #1 soon. If you didn't see my latest AI post, then I'll share the same comic I generated as to why I think Bed Chem went #1.


That's all for now, see you all next week!


Poll of the week results:

Best HB Debut?

  1. JENNIE - like JENNIE: 41.67 % (5 votes)
  2. Jonas Brothers - Love Me To Heaven: 25 % (3 votes)
  3. Ravyn Lenae - Love Me Not: 25 % (3 votes)
  4. Jon Bellion - WASH: 8.33 % (1 vote)


If the Countdown Was Still 45 Songs - Week of Mar 29, 2025

If the countdown was still 45 songs, based off airplay and my own personal opinion.


Before we get to this week's fresh 45, let's say goodbye to the songs leaving the countdown:

  • Dasha - Austin [#44] {52w} PK: 6
  • Morgan Wallen - Love Somebody [#39] {21w} PK: 10
  • The Weeknd/Playboi Carti - Timeless [#38] {9w} PK: 16
  • Eminem/Jelly Roll - Somebody Save Me [#37] {5w} PK: 37


Last week's #1 song: Chappell Roan - Pink Pony Club [4 weeks at #1]

45. Tyla - PUSH 2 START [-11] {7w} PK: 27

44. Avery Anna - Mr. Predictable [-9] {5w} PK: 30

43. Pitbull/Bon Jovi - Now or Never [-1] {4w} PK: 42

42. Teddy Swims - The Door [-1] {47w} PK: 3

41. Myles Smith - Stargazing [+4] {35w} PK: 4

40. Benson Boone - Beautiful Things [+3] {52w} [2 weeks at #1]

39. Post Malone/Morgan Wallen - I Had Some Help [-6] {46w} [3 weeks at #1]

38. ROLE MODEL - Sally, When The Wine Runs Out [-16] {4w} PK: 22

37. Kendrick Lamar - Not Like Us [+3] {11w} PK: 27

36. JENNIE/Dua Lipa - Handlebars [-7] {3w} PK: 28

35. Billie Eilish - BIRDS OF A FEATHER [-4] {43w} [3 weeks at #1]

34. Lady Gaga/Bruno Mars - Die With A Smile [-24] {32w} [4 weeks at #1]

33. Billie Eilish - WILDFLOWER [-1] {14w} PK: 14

32. Doechii - DENIAL IS A RIVER [-2] {7w} PK: 25

31. ROSÉ/Bruno Mars - APT. [-17] {23w} [6 weeks at #1]

30. JENNIE - like JENNIE [Debut] {1w} PK: 30

29. Halsey - safeword [-3] {3w} PK: 26

28. Alex Warren - Ordinary [Debut] {1w} PK: 28

27. Lizzo - Still Bad [=] {2w} PK: 27

26. Dasha - Not At This Party [+2] {4w} PK: 24

25. Kendrick Lamar/SZA - luther [-2] {17w} PK: 17

24. Damiano David - Next Summer [+12] {2w} PK: 24

23. Doechii - Anxiety [-2] {2w} PK: 21

22. The Weeknd - Cry For Me [-4] {8w} PK: 17

21. Chappell Roan - The Giver [+3] {2w} PK: 21

20. LISA/Doja Cat/RAYE - Born Again [+5] {7w} PK: 20

19. Sabrina Carpenter - Busy Woman [Reentry] {4w} PK: 19

18. Lizzo - Love In Real Life [-2] {4w} PK: 16

17. Tate McRae - Revolving door [+3] {5w} PK: 17

16. Gigi Perez - Sailor Song [-3] {21w} PK: 9

15. Lady Gaga - Garden Of Eden [Debut] {1w} PK: 15

14. Selena Gomez/benny blanco/Gracie Abrams - Call Me When You Break Up [+3] {5w} PK: 14

13. Lola Young - Messy [-4] {11w} PK: 8

12. SZA - BMF [=] {11w} PK: 10

11. Alex Warren/Joe Jonas - Burning Down [+4] {21w} PK: 11

10. Gracie Abrams - That's So True [-6] {19w} [1 week at #1]

9. Shaboozey - Good News [-2] {19w} PK: 5

8. Tate McRae - Sports car [=] {9w} PK: 8

7. Benson Boone - Sorry I'm Here For Someone Else [+12] {4w} PK: 7

6. Chappell Roan - Pink Pony Club [-5] {19w} [4 weeks at #1]

5. ROSÉ - toxic till the end [+1] {7w} PK: 5

4. Gracie Abrams - I Love You, I'm Sorry [+7] {16w} PK: 4

3. Teddy Swims - Bad Dreams [+2] {15w} PK: 3

2. Lady Gaga - Abracadabra [+1] {8w} PK: 2

1. Sabrina Carpenter - Bed Chem [+1] {15w} [1 week at #1]


Biggest Jump Of The Week: Tie between Damiano David - Next Summer and Benson Boone - Sorry I'm Here For Someone Else [+12]

Biggest DRRRRRRROP!!! Of The Week: Lady Gaga/Bruno Mars - Die With A Smile [-24]


5 Oldest Songs

  1. Benson Boone - Beautiful Things {52w}
  2. Teddy Swims - The Door {47w}
  3. Post Malone/Morgan Wallen - I Had Some Help {46w}
  4. Billie Eilish - BIRDS OF A FEATHER {43w}
  5. Myles Smith - Stargazing {35w}



Friday, March 28, 2025

Ethan's Top 10 - Dove Cameron (1) - Mar 28, 2025

 


Too Much randomly grew on me a lot, making this Dove Cameron's first ever #1 song on my charts.


https://www.crownnote.com/charts/zestpond/ethans-top-10-mar-28-2025


Exits:

  • Jaxomy/Conor Maynard - She's So High (#8)
  • Steve Aoki/Trippie Redd/Jessica Baio/KABU - Radio (#9)
  • Imogen Heap - Headlock (#10)


Last week's #1 song: Halsey - safeword (1 week at #1)

10: Passion Pit/Sofi Tukker - Sleepyhead 2025 (-6)

9: JENNIE/Dominic Fike - Love Hangover (-7) (3 weeks at #1)

8: Artemas - southbound (Debut)


Throwback Pick: Joel Corry/MNEK - Head & Heart (2020)


7: Linkin Park - Up From the Bottom (Debut)

6: Doechii - Anxiety (-1)


Throwback Pick: Marshmello/Demi Lovato/Duke & Jones - OK Not To Be OK (Remix) (2020)


5: Chappell Roan - The Giver (-2)

4: Selena Gomez/benny blanco - Bluest Flame (Debut)


Throwback Pick: AJR - Bummerland (2020)


3: Halsey - safeword (-2) (1 week at #1)

2: Emei - Crazy Stupid Love (+5)

1: Dove Cameron - Too Much (+5) (1 week at #1)


Bubbling Under:

  • Marshmello - Worlds Apart
  • Fitz and The Tantrums - Ruin The Night
  • Dua Lipa/Troye Sivan - Physical (Remix)
  • NEIKED/Portugal. The Man - Glide
  • Jax Jones/Rebecca Black/sooyeon - Bad Boys
  • Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Relentless Love
  • Evanescence - Afterlife


Last year's top 5: 

  1. JORDY - SECOND MINUTE HOUR (+1) (1/1 week at #1)
  2. 24kGoldn - Clarity (+6) (0/1 week at #1)
  3. NIIKO x SWAE/Train - Serious (+6)
  4. Jung Kook/USHER - Standing Next To You (-3) (4/4 weeks at #1)
  5. Haiden Henderson - hell of a good time (+2)


Last year's debuts: 

  • Jack Harris - Careful What You Wish For (#6)
  • INJI - HATE YOUR GUTS (#10)
  • Benson Boone - Slow It Down (#13)

Thursday, March 27, 2025

I Let An AI Create A Picture For Each Countdown Song Part 3

 

Hey guys! Wow, I can't believe it's already been 2 years since I last made an AI creating a picture of each countdown song post. I usually do these once a year to see how far AI has evolved, but I didn't do one last year. Click on here to see part 1: https://zestpond.blogspot.com/2022/06/i-let-ai-create-picture-for-each.html and here for part 2: https://zestpond.blogspot.com/2023/06/i-let-ai-create-picture-for-each.html

OpenAI just released their new 4o image generator, and I've been having a lot of fun generating different images. And I thought why not bring these posts back. The new image model does text almost perfectly and has the ability to create consistent characters just by uploading a picture of them. I think all these album covers turned out really well. AI has evolved a ton since I last made these posts in 2022 and 2023. Going back and looking at those blurry blobs that barely resemble humans, and we thought it was so cutting-edge and realistic at the time. In a year, I'll probably go back to this and laugh about how bad these look. Alright, enough yapping, let's get started!


Doechii - DENIAL IS A RIVER 




JENNIE/Dua Lipa - Handlebars




Dasha - Not At This Party




Lizzo - Still Bad




Halsey - safeword




LISA/Doja Cat/RAYE - Born Again




Chappell Roan - The Giver




Kendrick Lamar/SZA - luther





ROLE MODEL - Sally, When The Wine Runs Out




Doechii - Anxiety




Tate McRae - Revolving door




Benson Boone - Sorry I'm Here For Someone Else





The Weeknd - Cry For Me





Selena Gomez/benny blanco/Gracie Abrams - Call Me When You Break Up





Lizzo - Love In Real Life





Alex Warren/Joe Jonas - Burning Down





ROSÉ/Bruno Mars - APT.





Gigi Perez - Sailor Song





SZA - BMF





Gracie Abrams - I Love You, I'm Sorry





Lady Gaga/Bruno Mars - Die With A Smile




Lola Young - Messy




Tate McRae - Sports car





Shaboozey - Good News




ROSÉ - toxic till the end




Teddy Swims - Bad Dreams




Gracie Abrams - That's So True



Lady Gaga - Abracadabra




Sabrina Carpenter - Bed Chem




Chappell Roan - Pink Pony Club



And AI isn't just good at making album covers, it's also great at making fun comics! Here's a bonus comic I generated about what I think will happen on the countdown Saturday.



Alright, well that does it for now. Hope you guys enjoyed this post. This was actually really fun to make. Let me know if you have any other ideas for AI posts I can make. Again, this is just scratching the surface of what this new image model can create, and there's so much more it can do.


Saturday, March 22, 2025

Chappell Roan (4) - Week of Mar 22, 2025

 


Hey guys! This was a pretty good week. We lost some very old/mid songs and had some great new debuts, and Chappell Roan is thankfully back at #1.

Before we get to this week's fresh 30, let's say goodbye to the songs leaving the countdown: 

  • Avery Anna - Mr. Predictable [#30] {3w} PK: 30
  • The Weeknd/Playboi Carti - Timeless [#27; 2nd time] {8w} PK: 16
  • Morgan Wallen - Love Somebody [#15; 2nd time] {20w} PK: 10


Last week's #1 song: Gracie Abrams - That's So True [1 week at #1]

30. Doechii - DENIAL IS A RIVER [-1] {6w} PK: 25

29. JENNIE/Dua Lipa - Handlebars [-1] {2w} PK: 28

28. Dasha - Not At This Party [-4] {3w} PK: 24

27. Lizzo - Still Bad [Debut] {1w} PK: 27

26. Halsey - safeword [=] {2w} PK: 26

25. LISA/Doja Cat/RAYE - Born Again [=] {6w} PK: 22

24. Chappell Roan - The Giver [Debut] {1w} PK: 24

23. Kendrick Lamar/SZA - luther [-2] {16w} PK: 17

22. ROLE MODEL - Sally, When The Wine Runs Out [=] {3w} PK: 22

21. Doechii - Anxiety [Debut] {1w} PK: 21

20. Tate McRae - Revolving door [+3] {4w} PK: 19

19. Benson Boone - Sorry I'm Here For Someone Else [-2] {3w} PK: 17

18. The Weeknd - Cry For Me [+1] {7w} PK: 17

17. Selena Gomez/benny blanco/Gracie Abrams - Call Me When You Break Up [+3] {4w} PK: 17

16. Lizzo - Love In Real Life [=] {3w} PK: 16

15. Alex Warren/Joe Jonas - Burning Down [-2] {20w} PK: 12

14. ROSÉ/Bruno Mars - APT. [-11] {22w} [6 weeks at #1]

13. Gigi Perez - Sailor Song [+5] {20w} PK: 9

12. SZA - BMF [+2] {10w} PK: 10

11. Gracie Abrams - I Love You, I'm Sorry [-3] {15w} PK: 8

10. Lady Gaga/Bruno Mars - Die With A Smile [-6] {31w} [4 weeks at #1]

9. Lola Young - Messy [+2] {10w} PK: 8

8. Tate McRae - Sports car [+4] {8w} PK: 8

7. Shaboozey - Good News [+2] {18w} PK: 5

6. ROSÉ - toxic till the end [+4] {6w} PK: 6

5. Teddy Swims - Bad Dreams [+2] {14w} PK: 5

4. Gracie Abrams - That's So True [-3] {18w} [1 week at #1]

3. Lady Gaga - Abracadabra [+3] {7w} PK: 3

2. Sabrina Carpenter - Bed Chem [+3] {14w} PK: 2

1. Chappell Roan - Pink Pony Club [+1] {18w} [4 weeks at #1]


Debuts:

Lizzo brings her second song on the countdown with Still Bad. This is pretty fun, and I like the alt vibes this gives. But this isn't nearly as good as Love In Real Life.

Chappell Roan also brings her second song on the countdown with The Giver. This is so much fun. I really like the early 2000s country vibes this gives off, and Chappell sounds great as always. I have no doubt this will do well on the countdown. Maybe even #1?

Doechii just straight up stole the melody of Somebody That I Used To Know of this next song. But Somebody That I Used To Know is one of my favorite songs of all time, so I'll allow it. The production of Anxiety is amazing, and Doechii sounds great as always.


Countdown Extra: Knox - 50/50

Biggest Jump Of The Week: Gigi Perez - Sailor Song [+5]

Biggest DRRRRRRROP!!! Of The Week: ROSÉ/Bruno Mars - APT. [-11]

Last year's #1 song: Dua Lipa - Houdini (8/8 weeks at #1)

Favorite song last year: Dasha - Austin

Least favorite song last year: Jack Harlow - Lovin On Me

Most missed song: Scatman John - Scatman (1995) 

Recommendation for Hits 1: Leah Kate - Just Because


5 Oldest Songs

  1. Lady Gaga/Bruno Mars - Die With A Smile {31w}
  2. ROSÉ/Bruno Mars - APT. {22w}
  3. Tie between Gigi Perez - Sailor Song and Alex Warren/Joe Jonas - Burning Down {20w}
  4. Tie between Shaboozey - Good News, Gracie Abrams - That's So True, and Chappell Roan - Pink Pony Club {18w}
  5. Kendrick Lamar/SZA - luther {16w}



Hitbound

Emei - Crazy Stupid Love [4]

Jonas Brothers - Love Me To Heaven [Debut]

Dove Cameron - Too Much [5]

sombr - undressed [Debut]

Jon Bellion - WASH [Debut]

Imogen Heap - Headlock [3]

Selena Gomez/benny blanco - Bluest Flame [Debut]

JENNIE - like JENNIE [Debut]

Alex Warren - Ordinary [7]

Ravyn Lenae - Love Me Not [Debut]

Knox - 50/50 [2]

Ashley Cooke/Joe Jonas - All I Forgot [5]

Jack Harlow/Doja Cat - Just Us [Debut]

Alessi Rose - IKYK [10]

j-hope/Miguel - Sweet Dreams [2]

almost monday - can't slow down [14; 2nd time]


The Jonas Brothers are back with their first solo song in 2 years with Love Me To Heaven. This is pretty fun, and the Jonas Brothers sound great as always.

We had a lot of weird songs on hitbound this week. The first one is some alt singer named sombr with undressed. The production is pretty upbeat, but this sounds so insanely generic.

Jon Bellion is back after having that hitbound dropout Kid Again last year with WASH. I quite liked Kid Again. Wash, on the other hand, kinda sucks. The production is super weird and boring and Jon Bellion doesn't sound that great.

Selena Gomez has finally released her first new album in 5 years, and here she is with Bluest Flame. I quite like this. The dance club production is really fun and Selena sounds great despite having weird vocal effects on her voice.

JENNIE is back yet again with like JENNIE, which was produced by Diplo. This slaps so hard. I really hope this replaces that forgettable piece of crap Handlebars on the countdown.

And we have one more rando because why not. R&B singer Ravyn Lenae makes her Hits 1 debut with Love Me Not. Apparently there's a Rex Orange County remix of this song, because the most forgettable artist in the world definitely needed to collab on it. This is pretty fun and her voice is great, but this is very forgettable.

Oh great, a collab between 2 of my least favorite artists of all time. Jack Harlow and Doja Cat collab on Just Us. This is fine, I guess. Not the worst song I've heard from these artists, but this is very forgettable. Side note, what is up with artists taking album cover photos in restaurant kitchens? It looks like they took the photo in the same kitchen as Nicki Minaj's Red Ruby Da Sleeze.



Exits:

Justice/Tame Impala - Neverender [6]

Ryann - Dirty [2]

JISOO - Your Love [5]

Cil - You're a Liar (You Love Me) [2]

None of these will be missed. But Dirty is on the survey, so it could start getting spins soon.


2025 Total Dropouts: 50

Estimated total for 2025: 173 (+2)


Abyss

Gotye/Kimbra - Somebody That I Used To Know

Avery Anna - Mr. Predictable

Damiano David - Next Summer

Lady Gaga - Garden Of Eden

Sabrina Carpenter - Busy Woman

Tyla - PUSH 2 START

Pitbull/Bon Jovi - Now or Never

Eminem/Jelly Roll - Somebody Save Me

Hayes Warner - Oh!

Kendrick Lamar - Not Like Us

Billie Eilish - WILDFLOWER

Vella - All My Love

Lady Gaga - Disease

Harry Styles - Daylight

I love that Hits 1 is playing Somebody That I Used To Know again, probably because of the Anxiety sample.


Somebody that I used to blurb:

We lost Mr. Predictable, Timeless (again), and Love Somebody (again). Good riddance to Mr. Predictable, it really did not need to debut in the first place. But it still seems to be in the abyss, so have fun rotting in the abyss for 20 weeks I guess. Timeless was super mid and won't be missed. And good riddance to Love Somebody also, it was getting very old and annoying.

Can DENIAL IS A RIVER not rot in the bottom 5 please?

Sports car just jumped to the top 10. This has faded on me a lot, and I completely forgot it used to be a purple song.

APT and Die With a Smile are finally starting to drop hard. They're getting quite old and really need to leave the countdown soon.

Oh joy, Bed Chem jumped up to #2 and will probably go #1 soon. Welp just what we needed, more overrated Sabrina the clown at #1. Abracadabra thankfully jumped to #3 so I really hope it can get #1 over Bed Chem.

Thank the lord Pink Pony Club took back #1 from That's So True. Both songs are starting to get annoying, but That's So True really didn't deserve #1 in my opinion. It's probably gonna join the ranks of Wonder, Mr Perfectly Fine, Overdrive, and others of songs that we all forgot went #1.

That's all for now, see you all next week!


Poll of the week results:

Best Top 5 Song This Week Last Year?

  1. Knox - Not The 1975: 40 % (4 votes)
  2. Dua Lipa - Houdini: 30 % (3 votes)
  3. Taylor Swift - Is It Over Now?: 30 % (3 votes)


If the Countdown Was Still 45 Songs - Week of Mar 22, 2025

If the countdown was still 45 songs, based off airplay and my own personal opinion.


Before we get to this week's fresh 45, let's say goodbye to the songs leaving the countdown:

  • Sabrina Carpenter - Busy Woman [#45] {3w} PK: 24
  • RAYE - Oscar Winning Tears. [#43] {8w} PK: 13
  • Hozier - Too Sweet [#36] {50w} [6 weeks at #1]


Last week's #1 song: Gracie Abrams - That's So True [1 week at #1]

45. Myles Smith - Stargazing [-7] {34w} PK: 4

44. Dasha - Austin [-12] {52w} PK: 6

43. Benson Boone - Beautiful Things [-4] {51w} [2 weeks at #1]

42. Pitbull/Bon Jovi - Now or Never [+2] {3w} PK: 42

41. Teddy Swims - The Door [=] {46w} PK: 3

40. Kendrick Lamar - Not Like Us [-7] {10w} PK: 27

39. Morgan Wallen - Love Somebody [-24] {21w} PK: 10

38. The Weeknd/Playboi Carti - Timeless [-11] {9w} PK: 16

37. Eminem/Jelly Roll - Somebody Save Me [+3] {5w} PK: 37

36. Damiano David - Next Summer [Debut] {1w} PK: 36

35. Avery Anna - Mr. Predictable [-5] {4w} PK: 30

34. Tyla - PUSH 2 START [+1] {6w} PK: 27

33. Post Malone/Morgan Wallen - I Had Some Help [+1] {45w} [3 weeks at #1]

32. Billie Eilish - WILDFLOWER [+5] {13w} PK: 14

31. Billie Eilish - BIRDS OF A FEATHER [=] {42w} [3 weeks at #1]

30. Doechii - DENIAL IS A RIVER [-1] {6w} PK: 25

29. JENNIE/Dua Lipa - Handlebars [-1] {2w} PK: 28

28. Dasha - Not At This Party [-4] {3w} PK: 24

27. Lizzo - Still Bad [Debut] {1w} PK: 27

26. Halsey - safeword [=] {2w} PK: 26

25. LISA/Doja Cat/RAYE - Born Again [=] {6w} PK: 22

24. Chappell Roan - The Giver [Debut] {1w} PK: 24

23. Kendrick Lamar/SZA - luther [-2] {16w} PK: 17

22. ROLE MODEL - Sally, When The Wine Runs Out [=] {3w} PK: 22

21. Doechii - Anxiety [+21] {2w} PK: 21

20. Tate McRae - Revolving door [+3] {4w} PK: 19

19. Benson Boone - Sorry I'm Here For Someone Else [-2] {3w} PK: 17

18. The Weeknd - Cry For Me [+1] {7w} PK: 17

17. Selena Gomez/benny blanco/Gracie Abrams - Call Me When You Break Up [+3] {4w} PK: 17

16. Lizzo - Love In Real Life [=] {3w} PK: 16

15. Alex Warren/Joe Jonas - Burning Down [-2] {20w} PK: 12

14. ROSÉ/Bruno Mars - APT. [-11] {22w} [6 weeks at #1]

13. Gigi Perez - Sailor Song [+5] {20w} PK: 9

12. SZA - BMF [+2] {10w} PK: 10

11. Gracie Abrams - I Love You, I'm Sorry [-3] {15w} PK: 8

10. Lady Gaga/Bruno Mars - Die With A Smile [-6] {31w} [4 weeks at #1]

9. Lola Young - Messy [+2] {10w} PK: 8

8. Tate McRae - Sports car [+4] {8w} PK: 8

7. Shaboozey - Good News [+2] {18w} PK: 5

6. ROSÉ - toxic till the end [+4] {6w} PK: 6

5. Teddy Swims - Bad Dreams [+2] {14w} PK: 5

4. Gracie Abrams - That's So True [-3] {18w} [1 week at #1]

3. Lady Gaga - Abracadabra [+3] {7w} PK: 3

2. Sabrina Carpenter - Bed Chem [+3] {14w} PK: 2

1. Chappell Roan - Pink Pony Club [+1] {18w} [4 weeks at #1]


Biggest Jump Of The Week: Doechii - Anxiety [+21]

Biggest DRRRRRRROP!!! Of The Week: Morgan Wallen - Love Somebody [-24]


5 Oldest Songs

  1. Dasha - Austin {52w}
  2. Benson Boone - Beautiful Things {51w}
  3. Teddy Swims - The Door {46w}
  4. Post Malone/Morgan Wallen - I Had Some Help {45w}
  5. Billie Eilish - BIRDS OF A FEATHER {42w}


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