Hey guys, and welcome to the 2025 Hits 1 awards show! Basically, I created a bunch of awards that I will be handing out to various songs from 2025. Some of the categories are serious, but most of the categories are just silly categories I made up. Alright, let's not waste anymore time and start handing out the awards!
Honorable mentions:
- Marshmello/Jonas Brothers - Slow Motion
- Doechii - DENIAL IS A RIVER
- AJR - Betty
- Maroon 5/LISA - Priceless
The winner is...
Anyone remember this song? I sure don't...
The Heartbreak Anniversary award is awarded to the song that spent forever in hitbound and had a ton of airplay, but never ended up debuting the countdown.
Honorable mentions:
- The Marías - No One Noticed
- Justice/Tame Impala - Neverender
The winner is...
The Take What You Want award is awarded to the song that spent forever in hitbound, just to debut the countdown and flop hard.
Honorable mentions:
- Alex Warren - Eternity
- sombr - 12 to 12
The winner is...
12 weeks in hitbound...just to spend 1 week on the countdown.
The Not Like Us award is awarded to the rap song that Hits 1 picked up on several months late then let flop hard on the countdown.
Honorable mention:
- The Weeknd/Playboi Carti - Timeless
The winner is...
The Next To Me award is awarded to the song that spent forever on the countdown, but never managed to peak higher than the bottom half of the countdown.
Honorable mention:
- Addison Rae - Diet Pepsi
The winner is...
The Towa Bird award is awarded to the most forgettable hitbound dropout of the year
Honorable mentions:
- Beauty School Dropout - HEART AWAY
- The Paradox - Get The Message
- Brenn! - Franklin House
- Anne-Marie - Don't Panic
The winner is...
If you remembered this song was on hitbound...you're lying, because even I forgot this song existed.
The If The World Was Ending award is awarded to the most random countdown reentry of the year.
Honorable mentions:
- Gigi Perez - Sailor Song
- Shaboozey - Good News
- Morgan Wallen - Love Somebody
- Charli XCX - party 4 u
- AJR - Betty
The winner is...
I seriously still have no idea why this randomly reentered 3 months after leaving the countdown.
The Cruel Summer award is awarded to the song that Hits 1 picked up on too early.
Honorable mentions:
- sombr - undressed
- Tate McRae - Revolving door
- Alex Warren - Ordinary
- Teddy Swims - Bad Dreams
The winner is...
Hits 1 picked up on this 6 months too early, then when it finally became popular, it was already off the countdown.
The Give Me A Kiss award is awarded to the song that was huge on Hits 1, but wasn't a hit elsewhere.
Honorable mention:
- ROLE MODEL - Sally, When the Wine Runs Out
The winner is...
I have no idea how this random non-single went #1.
The Austin award is awarded to the song that spent forever on the countdown, but never managed to go #1.
Honorable mentions:
- Teddy Swims - Bad Dreams
- sombr - back to friends
- Shaboozey - Good News
The winner is...
29 weeks on the countdown, and it only managed to get to #3.
The Daylight award is awarded to the song that spent the most weeks in the abyss.
Honorable mention:
- Pitbull/Bon Jovi - Now or Never
The winner is...
18 weeks in the abyss...that's way too long.
The Unstoppable award is awarded to the oldest abyss song.
Honorable mention:
- Taylor Swift - ...Ready For It?
- 4 Non Blondes - What's Up? (would have won, but it only spent 1 week in the abyss, so I'm not even sure if this was an abyss song)
The winner is...
Why was there some random 2001 song in the abyss?
The Power award is awarded to the most forgettable abyss song of the year.
Honorable mentions:
- Calvin Harris/Clementine Douglas - Blessings
- Damiano David - The First Time
The winner is...
The Kelsy Karter award is awarded to the most random countdown debut from a random nobody.
Honorable mention:
- Megan Moroney - Am I Okay?
The winner is...
This was a great song, but was this even a hit anywhere else?
The Jiggle Jiggle award is awarded to the shortest song Hits 1 picked up on, either in hitbound or the countdown.
Honorable mentions:
- Sam Smith - Love Is A Stillness
- JENNIE - like JENNIE
- Selena Gomez/benny blanco/Gracie Abrams - Call Me When You Break Up
The winner is...
At 1:50 min long, this is actually the 5th shortest song Hits 1 has ever picked up on.
The Kelly Time award is awarded to the longest song Hits 1 picked up on, either in hitbound or the countdown. This is only counting songs Hits 1 didn't edit down.
Honorable mentions:
- Twenty One Pilots - City Walls (would have won, but was edited down)
- Charli XCX - party 4 u
- In Color - Lighter
- Brenn! - Franklin House
- SZA/Kendrick Lamar - 30 For 30
The winner is...
The High Hopes award is awarded to the biggest song of the year.
Honorable mentions:
- Lady Gaga - Abracadabra
- KPop Demon Hunters Cast - Golden
- Sabrina Carpenter - Manchild
The winner is...
At 158,720 points, this beat Abracadabra as the biggest song of the year by 12k points.
The KDrew award is awarded to the worst performing countdown song.
Honorable mentions:
- Zara Larsson - Crush
- Zara Larsson - Pretty Ugly
- The Kid LAROI - HOT GIRL PROBLEMS
- Griff - last night's mascara
- Ed Sheeran - Sapphire
The winner is...
I completely forgot this was on the countdown...
These last 2 awards I already awarded in my 2025 year in review post, but I might as well repost them here too.
The Lights Over Paris award is awarded to my favorite hitbound dropout of the year.
Honorable mentions:
- The Paradox - Do Me Like That
- Crash Adams - Optimist
- Louis Tomlinson - Lemonade
- Reneé Rapp - Leave Me Alone
- Selena Gomez/benny blanco - Bluest Flame
The winner is...
It's now time to reveal the final award.
The Oops! I forgot award is awarded to the most forgettable countdown song of the year.
Honorable mentions:
- Vella - All My Love
- The Kid LAROI - HOT GIRL PROBLEMS
- Zara Larsson - Pretty Ugly
- Sexyy Red/Bruno Mars - Fat Juicy & Wet
- Avery Anna - Mr. Predictable
- Hayes Warner - Oh!
The winner is...
Well, that does it for this awards show. Stay tuned for the final 2025 year end post, which will be the top 40 biggest songs on my personal charts for 2025, coming out sometime, I don't know when yet. See you guys next time!
Final list:
J CHRIST award: Lizzo - Love In Real Life
Heartbreak Anniversary award: almost monday - can't slow down
Take What You Want award: Griff - last night's mascara
Not Like Us award: Kendrick Lamar - squabble up
Next To Me award: Drake - NOKIA
Towa Bird award: Daniel Seavey - Lose Me Like You Mean It
If The World Was Ending award: Disco Lines/Tinashe - No Broke Boys
Cruel Summer award: Shaboozey - Good News
Give Me A Kiss award: Gracie Abrams - I Love You, I'm Sorry
Austin award: Benson Boone - Mystical Magical
Daylight award: Tie between How It's Done, Your Idol, and Soda Pop
Unstoppable award: Janet Jackson - Someone To Call My Lover
Power award: Selena Gomez/benny blanco - Younger And Hotter Than Me
Kelsy Karter award: Vella - All My Love
Jiggle Jiggle award: Selena Gomez/benny blanco - Scared of Loving You
Kelly Time award: AJR - The Big Goodbye
High Hopes award: sombr - undressed
KDrew award: BigXthaPlug/Bailey Zimmerman - All The Way
Lights Over Paris award: JENNIE/Dominic Fike - Love Hangover
Oops! I forgot award: JENNIE/Dua Lipa - Handlebars
