Saturday, March 30, 2024

For Real This Time Pt. 3 - Sabrina Carpenter (1) - Week of Mar 30, 2024


Hey guys, what's up? If you couldn't tell my last post was obviously a prank, Hits 1 did not reduce the countdown to 20 songs. Daniel and I decided to pull an early April Fool's day prank. Here's the real countdown! And no, the "Zestpond album reviews" blog is not from me, it was a prank by Daniel, but you can check it out here: https://zestpondsalbumreviews33.blogspot.com/2024/03/this-guts-review-is-getting-my-old-self.html

Before we get to this week's fresh 30, let's say goodbye to the songs leaving the countdown:

Kenya Grace - Strangers [#10] (22w) [PK: 6]

Ariana Grande/Mariah Carey - yes, and? (Remix) [#8] (10w) [PK: 8]

Tyla - Water [#16] (21w) [PK: 15]


Last week's #1: Dua Lipa - Houdini (8 weeks at #1)

30. Shinedown - A Symptom Of Being Human [Debut]

29. Meghan Trainor/T-Pain - Been Like This [==] (2w) [PK: 29]

28. twenty one pilots - Overcompensate [-2] (3w) [PK: 26]

27. Usher - Kissing Strangers [+1] (4w) [PK: 26]

26. Olivia Rodrigo - obsessed [Debut]

25. Luke Hemmings - Shakes [+5] (2w) [PK: 25]

24. Jack Harlow - Lovin On Me [-6] (21w) [PK: 10] 

23. Dasha - Austin [Debut]

22. Madison Beer - Make You Mine [+5] (4w) [PK: 22]

21. Djo - End of Beginning [+1] (3w) [PK: 21]

20. SZA - Saturn [+3] (4w) [PK: 20]

19. girl in red - Too Much [+5] (4w) [PK: 19]

18. Tate McRae - greedy [+1] (28w) [PK: 11w @ #1] 

17. Teddy Swims - Lose Control [+3] (29w) [PK: 2]

16. Selena Gomez - Love On [+9] (5w) [PK: 16]

15. Knox - Me, Myself & Your Eyes [+2] (5w) [PK: 15] 

14. Ariana Grande - we can't be friends (wait for your love) [+7] (3w) [PK: 14] 

13. Justin Timberlake - Selfish [+2] (9w) [PK: 11] 

12. Reneé Rapp/Megan Thee Stallion - Not My Fault [-6] (14w) [PK: 6]

11. AJR - Yes I’m A Mess [-2] (23w) [PK: 7] 

10. Beyoncé - TEXAS HOLD 'EM [+4] (4w) [PK: 10]

9. Henry Moodie - pick up the phone [+4] (12w) [PK: 9]

8. Taylor Swift - Is It Over Now? [-1] (22w) [PK: 3]

7. Noah Kahan - Stick Season [+4] (16w) [PK: 7]

6. Dua Lipa - Training Season [+6] (6w) [PK: 6]

5. Benson Boone - Beautiful Things [-2] (9w) [PK: 3]

4. Tate McRae - exes [==] (19w) [PK: 3] 

3. Knox - Not The 1975 [+2] (19w) [PK: 3]

2. Dua Lipa - Houdini [-1] (20w)  [PK: 8w @ #1]

1. Sabrina Carpenter - Feather [+1] (17w) [PK: 1 x 1 week]


Debuts:

After being in the abyss for months, Shinedown finally debuts with A Symptom Of Being Human. This is their first appearance on Hits 1 since If You Only Knew in 2010. This is good but kinda forgettable and singer Brent Smith sounds great.

Dasha's Austin finally escapes from the abyss. This has grown on me a lot since it entered hitbound a few weeks ago. This is extremely catchy and Dasha sounds great.

Olivia Rodrigo is back with obsessed, and wow, this might be her best song so far. The pop punk production is amazing and Olivia doesn't sound whiny for once!



Countdown Extra: Benson Boone - Slow It Down

Biggest Jump Of The Week: Selena Gomez - Love On [+9]

Biggest DRRRRRRROP!!! Of The Week: Tie between Jack Harlow - Lovin On Me and Reneé Rapp/Megan Thee Stallion - Not My Fault [-6] 

Last year's #1 song: Tiësto/Tate McRae - 10:35 (2/6 weeks at #1)

Favorite song last year: Tori Kelly - missin u 

Least favorite song last year: Amelia Moore/jxdn - FUMD

Most missed song: Drop City Yacht Club/Jeremih - Crickets (2013)

Recommendation for Hits 1: Jack Harris - Careful What You Wish For (the doctor said to)


Hitbound:

Fall Out Boy - So Much (for) Stardust [10]

Camila Cabello/Playboi Carti - I LUV IT (Debut)

Haiden Henderson - hell of a good time [3]

JVKE - clouds (Debut)

Beyoncé/Miley Cyrus - II MOST WANTED (Debut)

Porter Robinson - Cheerleader [2]

Hozier - Too Sweet (Debut)

Nicky Youre - Part Time Lover [3]

Jagwar Twin - Bad Feeling (Oompa Loompa) [14]

The Beaches - Blame Brett [7]

Teddy Swims - The Door [10]

Wallows - Calling After Me [2]

Liam Payne - Teardrops [5]

Alec Benjamin - King Size Bed [2]

Kenya Grace - It's not fair [3]

Alex Warren - Before You Leave Me [6]


Camila Cabello releases her first song in 2 years called I LUV IT, and it's mediocre at best. This song is just very strange. The trap production sucks. Camila sounds decent in the versus but the chorus is just her repeating "I luv it" over and over again. And Playboi Carti's verse doesn't really add much.

Beyoncé just released her new album Cowboy Carter, and here she is with Miley Cyrus with II MOST WANTED. Beyonce and Miley sound good but this is just way too boring.

What is this, JVKE can actually make good music? He's back on hitbound with clouds. The production is super catchy (I'm a sucker for a good whistling song) and JVKE sounds great.

Remember Hozier? We haven't seen him on Hits 1 since Someone New in 2015. He's here with Too Sweet. This is pretty upbeat and Hozier sounds great.


Exits:

  • Benson Boone - Slow It Down [1]
  • ZAYN - What I Am [2]
  • 24kGoldn - Clarity [5]

Slow It Down finds itself in the abyss. Clarity was great and deserved better, and What I Am was extremely boring.

Abyss

Harry Styles - Daylight

Olivia Rodrigo - so american

Benson Boone - Slow It Down

Jessie Murph/Jelly Roll - Wild Ones

Victoria Monét - On My Mama

UMI/V - wherever u r

Nicki Minaj/Lil Uzi Vert - Everybody

Hayes Warner/Billy B/Kevin Rudolf - Just A Girl

Jelly Roll/Lainey Wilson - Save Me

The Weeknd/JENNIE/Lily-Rose Depp - One Of The Girls

Panic! At The Disco - New Perspective

Jennifer Lopez/Latto - Can't Get Enough

Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Murder on the Dancefloor

Why is Daylight back in the abyss? It's been in the abyss for 3 years now...

so american finds itself in the abyss. This is good but not as nearly as good as obsessed.


A Symptom Of Being A Blurb:

We lost Strangers, yes and, and Water. Strangers was amazing but it was super old. Yes and was starting to fade on me. And Water pulled a Calm Down, being on the countdown for ages but never peaking high.

Lovin On Me tied for the biggest drop of the week so hopefully this leaves soon.

Are greedy or Lose Control ever gonna leave?

If Not The 1975 could hit #1 next week that would be great.

We finally have a new #1 this week! After being blocked from #1 for 8 weeks in a row, Feather finally takes the top spot. With this song, Sabrina Carpenter finally scores her first #1 song on the countdown. Training Season is quickly rising on the countdown and in airplay, so hopefully you weren't tired of Dua Lipa being #1.

That's all for now, see you all next week! 

Hits 1 reduced the countdown to 20 songs because of Gen Z attention spans - Dua Lipa (9) - Week of Mar 30, 2024

 


Well, Hits 1 just announced that they are shortening the countdown to 20 songs because, I quote, "Gen Z-ers do not have the attention spans to sit through an entire 30 song countdown." What the heck Hits 1? First you reduce the countdown from 45 to 30 songs, now you're reducing it again to 20 songs. Unbelievable. This means that the abyss is only going to continue to grow and grow!


Before we get to this week's fresh 20, let's say goodbye to the songs leaving the countdown:
  • Ariana Grande/Mariah Carey - yes, and? (Remix) [#8] (10w) [PK: 8]
  • AJR - Yes I’m A Mess  [#9] (22w) [PK: 7]
  • Kenya Grace - Strangers [#10] (22w) [PK: 6]
  • Henry Moodie - pick up the phone [#13] (11w) [PK: 11]
  • Justin Timberlake - Selfish [#15] (8w) [PK: 11]
  • Tate McRae - greedy [#19] (27w) [PK: 11w @ #1]
  • Teddy Swims - Lose Control [#20] (28w) [PK: 2]
  • girl in red - Too Much [#24] (3w) [PK: 24]
  • Selena Gomez - Love On [#25] (4w) [PK: 22]
  • Madison Beer - Make You Mine [#27] (3w) [PK: 27]
  • Luke Hemmings - Shakes [#30] (1w) [PK: 30]

Last week's #1: Dua Lipa - Houdini (8 weeks at #1)

20. Olivia Rodrigo - obsessed [Debut] (1w) [PK: 20]

19. Usher - Kissing Strangers [+9] (4w) [PK: 19]

18. Meghan Trainor/T-Pain - Been Like This [+11] (2w) [PK: 18]

17. Djo - End of Beginning [+5] (3w) [PK: 17]

16. Knox - Me, Myself & Your Eyes [+1] (5w) [PK: 16]

15. SZA - Saturn [+8] (4w) [PK: 15]

14. twenty one pilots - Overcompensate [+12] (3w) [PK: 14]

13. Dua Lipa - Training Season [-1] (6w) [PK: 12]

12. Ariana Grande - we can’t be friends (wait for your love) [+9] (3w) [PK: 12]

11. Tyla - Water [+5] (22w) [PK: 11]

10. Beyoncé - TEXAS HOLD 'EM [+4] (4w) [PK: 10]

9. Noah Kahan - Stick Season [+2] (16w) [PK: 9]

8. Jack Hack Harlow - Lovin On Me  [+10] (21w) [PK: 8]

7. Tate McRae - exes [-3] (19w) [PK: 3]

6. Taylor Swift - Is It Over Now? (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault) [+1] (22w) [PK: 3]

5. Sabrina Carpenter - Feather [-3] (17w) [PK: 2]

4. Benson Boone - Beautiful Things [-1] (9w) [PK: 3]

3. Knox - Not The 1975 [+2] (19w) [PK: 3]

2. Reneé Rapp/Megan Thee Stallion - Not My Fault [+4] (14w) [PK: 2]

1. Dua Lipa - Houdini [==] (20w)  [PK: 9w @ #1]


Debuts:

Despite 11 exits, there was only 1 debut. Olivia Rodrigo is back with obsessed, and oh my, this might be her best song so far. The pop punk production is amazing and Olivia doesn't sound whiny for once!



Countdown Extra: Jagwar Twin - Bad Feeling (really Hits 1, you're letting a 14 week old hitbound song be the countdown extra?)

Biggest Jump Of The Week: twenty one pilots - Overcompensate [+12]

Biggest DRRRRRRROP!!! Of The Week: Tie between Tate McRae - exes and Sabrina Carpenter - Feather [-3]

Last year's #1 song: Tiësto/Tate McRae - 10:35 (2/6 weeks at #1)

Favorite song last year: Tori Kelly - missin u 

Least favorite song last year: Amelia Moore/jxdn - FUMD

Most missed song: Scatman John - Scatman (1995)

Recommendation for Hits 1: Jack Harris - Careful What You Wish For (the doctor said to)


Hitbound:

Fall Out Boy - So Much (for) Stardust [10]

Camila Cabello/Playboi Carti - I LUV IT (Debut)

Haiden Henderson - hell of a good time [3]

JVKE - clouds (Debut)

Beyoncé/Miley Cyrus - II MOST WANTED (Debut)

Porter Robinson - Cheerleader [2]

Hozier - Too Sweet (Debut)

Nicky Youre - Part Time Lover [3]

Jagwar Twin - Bad Feeling (Oompa Loompa) [14]

The Beaches - Blame Brett [7]

Teddy Swims - The Door [10]

Wallows - Calling After Me [2]

Liam Payne - Teardrops [5]

Alec Benjamin - King Size Bed [2]

Kenya Grace - It's not fair [3]

Alex Warren - Before You Leave Me [6]


Camila Cabello releases her first song in 2 years called I LUV IT, and it's mediocre at best. This song is just very strange. The trap production sucks. Camila sounds decent in the versus but the chorus is just her repeating "I luv it" over and over again. And Playboi Carti's verse doesn't really add much.

Beyoncé just released her new album Cowboy Carter, and here she is with Miley Cyrus with II MOST WANTED. Beyonce and Miley sound good but this is just way too boring.

What is this, JVKE can actually make good music? He's back on hitbound with clouds. The production is super catchy (I'm a sucker for a good whistling song) and JVKE sounds great.

Remember Hozier? We haven't seen him on Hits 1 since Someone New in 2015. He's here with Too Sweet. This is pretty upbeat and Hozier sounds great.


Exits:

  • Benson Boone - Slow It Down [1]
  • ZAYN - What I Am [2]
  • 24kGoldn - Clarity [5]

Slow It Down finds itself in the abyss. Clarity was great and deserved better, and What I Am was extremely boring.

Abyss

Benson Boone - Slow It Down

Jessie Murph/Jelly Roll - Wild Ones

Victoria Monét - On My Mama

UMI/V - wherever u r

Nicki Minaj/Lil Uzi Vert - Everybody

Hayes Warner/Billy B/Kevin Rudolf - Just A Girl

Dasha - Austin

Jelly Roll/Lainey Wilson - Save Me

The Weeknd/JENNIE/Lily-Rose Depp - One Of The Girls

Panic! At The Disco - New Perspective

Shinedown - A Symptom of Being Human

Jennifer Lopez/Latto - Can't Get Enough

Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Murder on the Dancefloor



Gen Z attention span blurbs:

With the countdown reduction we lost 11 songs this week! They were all super old or not that great so they won't be missed.

Dua Lipa the clown is still #1 for a ninth week in a row, despite dropping massively in airplay. This is getting really ridiculous. Everyone is sick and tired of Houdini, it's time for a new #1!

Now it's time to rant on the reduction of the countdown. This is ridiculous! I'm canceling my subscription to SiriusXM and demanding a refund right this instance! There's one thing I want to say to you Hits 1, FUCK YOU SHITS 1!!!!!!

That's all for now, see you all next week!

Friday, March 29, 2024

JORDY (1) - Zestpond's Top 15 - Mar 29, 2024

Last year's top 5:

  1. Matchbox Twenty - Wild Dogs (Running in a Slow Dream) (+4) (1/2 weeks at #1)
  2. Linkin Park - Fighting Myself (+8)
  3. Fitz and the Tantrums - Let Yourself Free (-2) (2/2 weeks at #1)
  4. Tori Kelly - missin u (+20)
  5. Zara Larsson - Can't Tame Her (+2)

Bubbling Under:

  • Henry Moodie - beat up car
  • Zerb/The Chainsmokers/Ink - Addicted
  • Devon Cole - 1-800-GOT-STRESS (this randomly grew on me a year later...)
  • Artemas - I Like The Way You Kiss Me
  • Fall Out Boy - So Much (For) Stardust (this finally took 10 weeks to grow on me)
  • Jessie Murph - Son of a Bitch
  • JVKE - clouds

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    Dropouts
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Thursday, March 28, 2024

My Top 10 Best/Worst Songs of 2023

 

Well, better late than never. Let's take a look at my favorite and least favorite songs of 2023. And spoiler alert, one artist appears in both my best and worst list. Let's get started with my top 10 worst songs.


My Top 10 Worst Songs


10: Olivia Rodrigo - vampire


She's called Olivia Midrigo for a reason. Her whiny voice and the horrible production make this a terrible song. 


9: SZA - Snooze

The song that refused to snooze off the countdown. This is so incredibly boring and stuck around way too long.

8: Dominic Fike - Mama's Boy


Um, what the actual heck is this song? Dominic sounds very weird and the production is trash and super weird.


7: Lewis Capaldi - Wish You The Best

The production is super boring and Lewis sounds like a broken pencil sharpener.

6: Toosii - Favorite Song

Least favorite song would have been a more fitting title for this abomination.


5: JVKE - golden hour


This was way too weird and stuck around way too long.

4: JVKE - this is what heartbreak feels like


If you listen closely, you can hear JVKE screaming. That's right, S.C.R.E.A.M.I.N.G!!!

3: Ed Sheeran - Eyes Closed


This song was so annoying, every time I turned on Hits 1 I could not escape this song.


2: Billie Eilish - What Was I Made For?

This was insanely boring. The production was non-existence and Billie sounded terrible


You already know what my #1 worst song is...


1: Amelia Moore/jxdn - FUMD


Where do I even begin with this trainwreck of a song. The production is terrible and super ear-rapey. And Amelia and jxdn both have a really bad filters on their voices. Easily one of the worst songs I have ever heard in my life, if not the worst. Good riddance to Hits 1 for putting this in hitbound.



Let's take a look at my top 10 songs


My Top 10 Best Songs



10: Olivia Rodrigo - bad idea right?

Well, would you look at that? Olivia had one of my worst songs of the year and one of my favorite. Olivia is really hit or miss. She either has amazing songs like drivers license, good 4 u, and this one. Or she makes terrible ones like deja vu, traitor, and vampire. As for bad idea right, this is such a banger. The pop punk production is amazing and super catchy and Olivia sounds great.


9: K.Flay - It's Been So Long

I've actually known about K.Flay for a while now, since 2016 when she released the banger Blood In The Cut. So I was happy when Hits 1 picked up on It's Been So Long and made her a one-to-watch. The production on this song is super cool. It's like a rap pop dance alt song, and the blending of all those genres actually works really well. 


8: Joji - Die For You

I hated Glimpse of Us when it came out and I hated this song too when it entered hitbound. It spent 10 weeks as my orange hitbound song. Then something finally clicked and I realized how amazing this song was. The production is a bit slow but it's still super cool and catchy and Joji sounds great.


7: Patrick Martin - Dandelion Eyes

This took several weeks in hitbound to grow on me. And it grew on me hard. The production is insanely catchy and Patrick sounds amazing. Apparently this randomly re-entered hitbound 6 months later but unfortunately it never debuted 😢


6: Knox - Not The 1975

I accidently discovered this song like 3 months before Hits 1 did. It actually spent a couple weeks at #1 before it ever entered hitbound. So I was very happy when Hits 1 picked up on this and it entered the countdown. The production is super fun and I love the references to various The 1975 songs.


5: Fall Out Boy - Love From The Other Side

Fall Out Boy's big comeback song after 3 years. And they did not disappoint. The production is amazing and Patrick Stump sounds great as always.


4: Crash Adams - Give Me a Kiss

It's really neat that Hits 1 picks up on these random artists that aren't popular, otherwise I never would have discovered how amazing Crash Adams is. Give Me a Kiss is super fun and I'm glad this was able to reach #1 on the countdown.


3: P!nk - Never Gonna Not Dance Again

Ah yes, everyone's favorite soccer mom song. But soccer mom songs can be amazing sometimes. The production is super fun and catchy and P!nk sounds amazing as always.



2: Post Malone - Chemical

This is just insanely catchy and Post sounds great.



And my favorite song of 2023 is...




1: Fall Out Boy - What a Time To Be Alive

Yet another banger from Fall Out Boy. The production is simply incredible and Patrick Stump sounds amazing. It's a shame that this never became a hit.


That's all for now, see you all next time!

Saturday, March 23, 2024

Dua Lipa (8) - Week of Mar 23, 2024



Before we get to this week's fresh 30, let's say goodbye to the songs leaving the countdown:

  • Olivia Rodrigo - get him back! (#8) (22 weeks) peak: 4 weeks at #1 😌
  • Jung Kook - Standing Next to You (#16) (9 weeks) peak: 14 😢


Last week's #1: Dua Lipa - Houdini (7 weeks at #1)

30. Luke Hemmings - Shakes (Debut)

29. Meghan Trainor/T-Pain - Been Like This (Debut)

28. Usher - Kissing Strangers (-2)

27. Madison Beer - Make You Mine (=)

26. Twenty One Pilots - Overcompensate (+4)

25. Selena Gomez - Love On (-2)

24. girl in red - Too Much (+1)

23. SZA - Saturn (+1)

22. Djo - End of Beginning (+6)

21. Ariana Grande - we can't be friends (wait for your love) (+8)

20. Teddy Swims - Lose Control (-1)

19. Tate McRae - greedy (+2) (11 weeks at #1)

18. Jack Harlow - Lovin On Me (+2)

17. Knox - Me, Myself & Your Eyes (=)

16. Tyla - Water (+2)

15. Justin Timberlake - Selfish (-2)

14. Beyoncé - TEXAS HOLD 'EM (+8)

13. Henry Moodie - pick up the phone (+2)

12. Dua Lipa - Training Season (+2)

11. Noah Kahan - Stick Season (+1)

10. Kenya Grace - Strangers (-4)

9. AJR - Yes I'm A Mess (+1)

8. Ariana Grande - yes, and? (+1)

7. Taylor Swift - Is It Over Now? (-3)

6. Reneé Rapp/Megan Thee Stallion - Not My Fault (+5)

5. Knox - Not The 1975 (=)

4. Tate McRae - exes (-1)

3. Benson Boone - Beautiful Things (+4)

2. Sabrina Carpenter - Feather (=)

1. Dua Lipa - Houdini (=) (8 weeks at #1)


Debuts:

Luke Hemmings from 5SOS makes his solo countdown debut with Shakes. This is just pretty good. The production is kinda boring but still solid and Luke sounds great.

Meghan Trainor and T-Pain team up to make Been Like This. This is really fun and the two of them sound great together.


Countdown Extra: ZAYN - What I Am

Biggest Jump Of The Week: Tie between Ariana Grande - we can't be friends (wait for your love) and Beyoncé - TEXAS HOLD 'EM (+8)

Biggest DRRRRRRROP!!! Of The Week: Kenya Grace - Strangers (-4)

Last year's #1 song: Tiësto/Tate McRae - 10:35 (1/6 weeks at #1)

Favorite song last year: Tori Kelly - missin u 

Least favorite song last year: Amelia Moore/jxdn - FUMD

Most missed song: Fitz and The Tantrums - Out of My League (2013)

Recommendation for Hits 1: Niiko x SWAE/Train - Serious


Hitbound

ZAYN - What I Am

Olivia Rodrigo - obsessed (Debut)

Jagwar Twin - Bad Feeling (Oompa Loompa)

Benson Boone - Slow It Down (Debut)

Wallows - Calling After Me (Debut)

24KGoldn - Clarity

Alec Benjamin - King Size Bed (Debut)

Alex Warren - Before You Leave Me

Fall Out Boy - So Much (for) Stardust

Liam Payne - Teardrops

Porter Robinson - Cheerleader (Debut)

Nicky Youre - Part Time Lover

Kenya Grace - It's not fair

Haiden Henderson - hell of a good time

Teddy Swims - The Door

The Beaches - Blame Brett


Olivia Rodrigo just released the deluxe version of GUTS, and she's here with obsessed. Yes, this is finally another Olivia I've been waiting for. The pop punk production is amazing and insanely catchy and Olivia sounds great.

Benson Boone brings us another song with Slow It Down. This is basically Beautiful Things 2.0. The production starts off slow and slowly turns into a rock song by the end. The production here is really cool and Benson sounds great.

Alt rock band Wallows make their Hits 1 debut with Calling After Me. This is just pretty good. The production is alright but kinda forgettable.

Everyone's favorite👦sounding singer is here with King Size Bed. The production is super catchy and Alec sounds great. 

EDM artist Porter Robinson is here with Cheerleader. The production gets kinda ear-rapey in some parts but overall this is pretty good. 

Clarity randomly grew on me a lot.


Exits:

  • Charli XCX - Von dutch
  • LAY/LAUV - Run Back To You
  • Pharrell Williams/Miley Cyrus - Doctor (Work It Out)

Von dutch was very weird and sounded too much like a dying vacuum cleaner. Run Back To You and Doctor were great but kinda forgettable.


Abyss

Jessie Murph/Jelly Roll - Wild Ones

Victoria Monét - On My Mama

UMI/V - wherever u r

Nicki Minaj/Lil Uzi Vert - Everybody

Hayes Warner/Billy B/Kevin Rudolf - Just A Girl

Dasha - Austin

MAX/HUH YUNJIN - STUPID IN LOVE

Jelly Roll/Lainey Wilson - Save Me

The Weeknd/JENNIE/Lily-Rose Depp - One Of The Girls

Panic! At The Disco - New Perspective

Shinedown - A Symptom of Being Human

Jennifer Lopez/Latto - Can't Get Enough

Natasha Bedingfield - Unwritten

Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Murder on the Dancefloor


King Size Blurbs:

We lost Standing Next to You and get him back. Good riddance to annoy him back, one of the most annoying songs this year. And RIP to Standing Next to You, one of my favorite songs of the year. With it gone, Training Season now becomes my favorite song on the countdown.

I'm not sure if Hits 1 switched to the original version of yes, and since that's what they played on the countdown, so I'll change it for now. I'm not sure why this song is still so high since it only had 19 spins last week and we can't be friends seems to be taking over.

Beautiful Things jumped up to #3? That's unexpected, but I'll gladly take it.

Welp, Feather now holds the blocked from #1 record with now 8 weeks being blocked from #1, beating Cold Heart's 7 weeks.

Can we please get a new #1 song? It's kinda ridiculous that Houdini has been #1 for 8 weeks in a row now, and I'm running out of ideas to generate AI pictures of Dua Lipa dressed as Houdini for my post thumbnails.

That's all for now, see you all next week!

Friday, March 22, 2024

Jung Kook/USHER (4) - Zestpond's Top 15 - Mar 22, 2024

Zestpond's Top 15 - Mar 22, 2024

https://www.crownnote.com/charts/zestpond/zestponds-top-15-mar-22-2024

Last year's top 5:

  1. Fitz and the Tantrums - Let Yourself Free (=) (2/2 weeks at #1)
  2. The Summer Set/Travie McCoy - FTS (+19)
  3. Patrick Martin - Dandelion Eyes (+19)
  4. Fall Out Boy - Love From The Other Side (+7) (2/5 weeks at #1)
  5. Matchbox Twenty - Wild Dogs (Running in a Slow Dream) (+19) (0/2 weeks at #1)

Bubbling Under:

  • People R Ugly - Church On TV
  • INJI - HATE YOUR GUTS
  • Jack Harris - Careful What You Wish For (the doctor said to)
  • Benson Boone - Slow It Down


  1. Number
    1
    Peak
    1 (for 4 weeks)
    Weeks
    10
  2. Number
    2 Up by 6
    Peak
    2
    Weeks
    2
  3. Number
    3 Up by 1
    Peak
    3
    Weeks
    3
  4. Number
    4 Down by 1
    Peak
    1 (for 1 weeks)
    Weeks
    7
  5. Number
    5 Up by 6
    Peak
    2
    Weeks
    7
  6. Number
    6 Debut
    Peak
    6
    Weeks
    1
  7. Number
    7 Debut
    Peak
    7
    Weeks
    1
  8. Number
    8 Debut
    Peak
    8
    Weeks
    1
  9. Number
    9 Debut
    Peak
    9
    Weeks
    1
  10. Number
    10 Debut
    Peak
    10
    Weeks
    1
  11. Number
    11 Debut
    Peak
    11
    Weeks
    1
  12. Number
    12 Debut
    Peak
    12
    Weeks
    1
  13. Number
    13 Debut
    Peak
    13
    Weeks
    1
  14. Number
    14 Down by 12
    Peak
    2
    Weeks
    7
  15. Number
    15 Down by 10
    Peak
    3
    Weeks
    4


    Dropouts
    1. Number
      6 Dropout
      Peak
      6
      Weeks
      2
    2. Number
      7 Dropout
      Peak
      7
      Weeks
      2
    3. Number
      9 Dropout
      Peak
      7
      Weeks
      3
    4. Number
      10 Dropout
      Peak
      10
      Weeks
      2
    5. Number
      12 Dropout
      Peak
      12
      Weeks
      2
    6. Number
      13 Dropout
      Peak
      4
      Weeks
      4
    7. Number
      14 Dropout
      Peak
      6
      Weeks
      4
    8. Number
      15 Dropout
      Peak
      4
      Weeks
      5


Hozier (1) - Week of May 11, 2024

Hey guys, one quick announcement. Big2000 on Discord extended the 2022 small hits rankdown again to May 14, so there's still some more t...