Hello and welcome to the Hits 1 Ultimate Rank for 2023! Basically, I rank every song that's been a hitbound dropout or debuted the countdown in order of how well it performed on Hits 1. To help me, I put every song into CrowNote, and it gave me a point total for every song, which I will use to rank the songs. Before we get started on the list, let's take a look at this year's abyss songs that were neither on hitbound nor the countdown that got significant airplay.
Panic! At The Disco - House Of Memories
My rating: 5/5 = Amazing
Harry Styles - Daylight
Blurb: Hits 1 refused to give up on this song, being in the abyss for 2 years without debuting. I really hated this song last year but this has grown on me a little.
My rating: 4/5 = Good
Miley Cyrus/Brandi Carlile - Thousand Miles
Blurb: This was a fun little song. It definitely deserved to become a hit instead of Jaded.
My rating: 4/5 = Good
Beyonce/Kendrick Lamar - AMERICA HAS A PROBLEM
Blurb: One of a few Beyonce songs that didn't become super annoying.
My rating: 4/5 = Good
Taylor Swift - You're Losing Me
Blurb: Stop, you're boring me.
My rating: 2/5 = Mediocre
Taylor Swift - I Can See You
Blurb: Super fun and catchy, why couldn't have this become a hit?
My rating: 5/5 = Amazing
Alright, with the abyss songs out of the way, let's get started with the actual rankings! Let's start with the worst performing song on Hits 1 in 2023.
351: Towa Bird - Wild Heart
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: Congratulations on Towa Bird for having the most forgettable song of 2023! I completely forgot this song even existed.
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
350: BORT - Can You Hear Me
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: Good pop punk song.
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
349: Shawn Mendes - WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DYING FOR ?
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: Ah yes, the song that Shawn Mendes took only an hour to write to try to cash in on the Canadian wildfires.
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
348: Havanna Winter - Death Wish
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: Hits 1, you do know that you don't have to pick up on every Havanna Winter song?
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
347: Mansionz - Optionz
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: I forgot that blackbear and Mike Posner had a duo called Mansionz.
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
346: Noah Kahan/Gracie Abrams - Everywhere, Everything
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: Everywhere, everybore.
My Rating: 2/5 = Medicore
345: Tyla Yaweh - SUMMER VIBES
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: The perfect summer song...that Hits 1 didn't pick up on until late September.
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
344: Halsey - Bells in Santa Fe
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: Gotta love random non-singles from a 2 year old 2021 album.
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
343: RAYE/Coi Leray - Flip A Switch. (Remix)
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: This was weird and boring.
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
342: Kelly Clarkson - me
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: Kelly Clarkson's failed comeback.
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
341: Dove Cameron - Girl Like Me
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: A surprisingly good non-weird Dove Cameron song.
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
340: Nicki Minaj - Pink Friday Girls
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: A fun sample of Girls Just Want To Have Fun. This would debut the countdown in 2024.
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
339: Bazzi - Doing Time
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: :bazzibruh:
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
338: Miley Cyrus - Flowers (Demo)
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: When Hits 1 was so desperate for new Miley Cyrus that they picked up on a random demo ballad version of Flowers.
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
337: Owl City - Kelly Time
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: Owl City's return to Hits 1 after Good Time in 2012.
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
336: DJ Khaled/Lil Baby/Future/Lil Uzi Vert - SUPPOSED TO BE LOVED
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: We not the best music.
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
335: Alec Benjamin - Paper Crown
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: 👦
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
334: Kesha - Only Love Can Save Us Now
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: Can we please go back to party loop Kesha and not weird Kesha?
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
333: Fall Out Boy - Heartbreak Feels So Good
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: This was amazing and deserved better than 1 week in hitbound.
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
332: Sam Smith/Madonna - VULGAR
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: Unholy Part 2.
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
331: Anna Delvey/Brooke Butler/Audio Chateau - What the Hell
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: What the Hell was What the Hell? A weird prison country Tik Tok song?
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
330: Jagwar Twin - Bad Feeling (Oompa Loompa)
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: Weird Willy Wonka music that actually kinda slaps.
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
329: Bebe Rexha/David Guetta - One in a Million
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: David Guetta stop lazy sampling challenge (impossible).
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
328: Jessie Murph - What Happened to Ryan
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: :jessiemurphsucks:
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
327: Beyoncé - MY HOUSE
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: Oh my this is extremely annoying.
My Rating: 2/5 = Mediocre
326: Daya - Downtown
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: Good but extremely weird.
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
325: GAYLE - don't call me pretty
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: Very weird.
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
324: Stephen Sanchez - Only Girl
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: Stephen Snoozefest.
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
323: The Kid LAROI - I Can't Go Back to the Way It Was (Intro)
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: When Hits 1 was so desperate for new Kid LAROI that they picked up on an intro fragment song.
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
322: Kim Petras - brrr
Hitbound Run: Jan 21
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: Very weird but slaps.
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
321: Lewis Capaldi - Pointless
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: Hits 1 picking up on every Lewis Capaldi song is pointless.
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
320: Busted/Jonas Brothers - Year 3000 2.0
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: Year 3000 was originally by Busted, then covered by the Jonas Brothers, so this is a cover of a cover.
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
319: P!nk - Never Gonna Not Dance Again
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: Really Hits 1, you couldn't let this amazing soccer mom song debut?
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
318: Charlie Puth - Lipstick
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: Very weird but insanely catchy.
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
317: Leah Kate - My Bed
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: Gotta love Kylie Minogue samples.
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
316: Sia - Gimme Love
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: Good song but sounds exactly like every one of Sia's songs.
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
315: The Kid LAROI - I GUESS IT'S LOVE?
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: The production kinda sucks.
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
314: Kate Peytavin - ever fallen?
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: Apparently this samples a Shrek song?
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
313: The Chainsmokers/bludnymph - Self Destruction Mode
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: Another Chainsmokers banger.
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
312: Avery Anna - Self Love
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: Ah yes the song that was in the abyss for like 10 weeks.
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
311: Jessie Murph - About You
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: :jessiemurphsucks:
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
310: AJR - The Dumb Song
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: AJR banger.
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
309: Martin Garrix/JVKE - Hero
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: JVKE is only good when he's on EDM.
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
308: Presley Regier - Fly
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: Why did Hits 1 try to make this guy a thing?
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
307: Troye Sivan - One Of Your Girls
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: This was in the abyss for a few months but unfortunately never debuted.
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
306: Rita Ora/Fatboy Slim - Praising You
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: A great remake of Fatboy Slim's Praise You, a shame this never debuted.
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
305: Calvin Harris/Ellie Goulding - Miracle
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: Amazing trance EDM song.
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
304: Bebe Rexha - Call On Me
Weeks in Hitbound: 1
Blurb: Great EDM song.
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
303: Niall Horan/Lizzy McAlpine - You Could Start a Cult
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: You could bore a cult
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
302: PinkPantheress - Angel
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: Fun but forgettable.
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
301: Hayes Warner - Breadcrumbs
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: Very forgettable.
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
300: Metro Boomin/Swae Lee/NAV/A Boogie Wit da Hoodie - Calling
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: Hits 1 should have picked up on Annihilate instead.
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
299: Diplo/Kodak Black/Koe Wetzel - Wasted
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: Fun little rock song.
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
298: JP Saxe - I Don't Miss You
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: I don't miss this song.
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
297: Marshmello/Dove Cameron - Other Boys
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: Dove Cameron is only great on EDM
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
296: Niall Horan - Science
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: Nothing scientific about this snoozefest
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
295: Loud Luxury/DVBBS/Kane Brown - Next To You
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: Good country EDM song
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
294: Regard/Drop G/A-Sho - No Love For You
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: A carbon copy of The Business
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
293: Niall Horan - If You Leave Me
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: If you bore me
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
292: Labrinth/Billie Eilish - Never Felt So Alone
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: Never felt so bored
My Rating: 2/5 = Mediocre
291: Central Cee - Entrapreneur
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: Haha funny British person rapping!
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
290: Troye Sivan - Got Me Started
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: Why is Troye Sivan sampling a random 2009 meme song Shooting Stars? Still a banger though.
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
289: Hayes Warner - Dead To Me
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: This was kinda fun
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
288: Devon Cole - 1-800-GOT-STRESS
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: This was a fun bop, but not as good as W.I.T.C.H.
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
287: Claire Rosinkranz - Swinging at the Stars
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: Stop picking up on every Claire Rosinkranz song!
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
286: Chappell Roan - Kaleidoscope
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: She has so many better songs than this, of course Hits 1 had to pick up on her most boring song.
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
285: Victoria Monét - On My Mama
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: I don't normally like R&B, but this is so insanely catchy
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
284: Bruce Melodie/Shaggy - When She's Around (Funga Macho)
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: A really fun summer song...that Hits 1 picked up on in December
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
283: Troye Sivan - Rush
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: Really fun dance song
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
282: Benson Boone - Sugar Sweet
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: Very weird but kinda slaps
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
281: Havanna Winter - Tornado
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: Stop picking up on every Havanna Winter song!
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
280: INJI - THE ONE
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: This is super weird but it slaps so hard.
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
279: Zach Bryan/Kacey Musgraves - I Remember Everything
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: Is Zach Bryan incapable of making non-boring music?
My Rating: 2/5 = Mediocre
278: Coi Leray/David Guetta - Make My Day
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: David Guetta sampling amazingness
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
277: Madison Beer - Home to Another One
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: A slightly weird Madison Beer song but not as weird as Reckless
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
276: 24kGoldn - Bite
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: Insanely forgettable
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
275: Loud Luxury/KIDDO - These Nights
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: OMG EDM
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
274: Jason Derulo/Meghan Trainor - Hands On Me
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: Fun but insanely forgettable
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
273: Ed Sheeran - A Beautiful Game
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: Good ballad from Ed Sheeran
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
272: Jain - Makeba
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: Weird French crap amazingness
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
271: Nicky Youre - Found
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: Fun bop
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
270: Bailey Bryan - IYKYK
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: If you know, you know
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
269: Mimi Webb - Freezing
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: Amazing bop
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
268: Bazzi - Eyes
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: A surprisingly enjoyable Bazzi bop
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
267: Nessa Barrett - BANG BANG!
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: Nessa Barrett stop making songs about death challenge (impossible)
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
266: PinkPantheress - Mosquito
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: Kinda fun but very forgettable
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
265: Tori Kelly - cut
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: Fun bop
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
264: Coi Leray - Bops
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: Bops was, well, a bop
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
263: Reneé Rapp - Bruises
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: This was very boring
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
262: Måneskin/Tom Morello - GOSSIP
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: Maneskin banger
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
261: Maisie Peters - Lost the Breakup
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: Basic girly pop bop
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
260: Dove Cameron - Lethal Woman
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: More Dove Cameron weirdness
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
259: Macklemore/Collett - NO BAD DAYS
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: Another Macklemore banger
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
258: Kim Petras - Revelations
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: Kim Petras banger
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
257: ROLE MODEL - a little more time
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: Hits 1 stop trying to make Tucker Pillsbury a thing
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
256: Cash Cash/Taylor Dayne - Tell It To My Heart
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: Amazing EDM remix of an 80s classic
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
255: Dove Cameron/Khalid - We Go Down Together
Weeks in Hitbound: 2
Blurb: We bore down together
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
254: Mckenna Grace - Ugly Crier
Weeks in Hitbound: 3
Blurb: Oh yeah I forgot the girl who's on Ghostbusters makes music now
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
253: LU KALA - Hotter Now
Weeks in Hitbound: 3
Blurb: Fun bop
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
252: All Time Low - Tell Me I'm Alive
Weeks in Hitbound: 3
Blurb: Good but not the best from that album
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
251: Nicky Youre - Shut Me Up
Weeks in Hitbound: 3
Blurb: Another Nicky Youre bop
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
250: People R Ugly - BRAIN DEAD
Weeks in Hitbound: 3
Blurb: Did you know Will Smith was a rapper and Drake used to be a Nickelodeon actor?
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
249: Coco Jones/Owen Cutts - ICU (Remix)
Weeks in Hitbound: 3
Blurb: This is a bit boring, but the Owen Cutts remix is a bit better. Also, this song doesn't exist on any streaming platforms. I had to record it from Hits 1 and upload it to my YouTube channel, which you can listen to from the link below.
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
248: blink-182 - FELL IN LOVE
Weeks in Hitbound: 3
Blurb: This was super fun, why couldn't have Hits 1 picked up on this instead of One More Time?
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
247: Travis Scott - I KNOW ?
Weeks in Hitbound: 3
Blurb: I know this song is super boring
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
246: Charlotte Sands - Alright
Weeks in Hitbound: 3
Blurb: Alright was alright
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
245: Thomas Day - Gravity
Weeks in Hitbound: 3
Blurb: Boring
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
244: Tai Verdes - Sandman
Weeks in Hitbound: 3
Blurb: This was pretty fun
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
243: XG/Ciara/Jackson Wang/JAKOPS - LEFT RIGHT REMIXX
Weeks in Hitbound: 3
Blurb: Fun JPOP song
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
242: AJR - Inertia
Weeks in Hitbound: 3
Blurb: AJR banger
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
241: charlieonnafriday/Lil Tjay - Same Friends
Weeks in Hitbound: 3
Blurb: This was a bop
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
240: Rita Ora - You Only Love Me
Weeks in Hitbound: 3
Blurb: Fun but forgettable
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
239: aespa - Better Things
Weeks in Hitbound: 3
Blurb: Really fun kpop song
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
238: Will Linley - Last Call
Weeks in Hitbound: 3
Blurb: This was pretty cool
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
237: The Band CAMINO - See You Later
Weeks in Hitbound: 3
Blurb: Really fun alt rock song
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
236: Leah Kate - Super Over
Weeks in Hitbound: 3
Blurb: Leah Kate banger
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
235: Peggy Gou - (It Goes Like) Nanana
Weeks in Hitbound: 3
Blurb: Dance banger
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
234: Mae Stephens - If We Ever Broke Up
Weeks in Hitbound: 3
Blurb: Super fun
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
233: Lewis Capaldi - Haven't You Ever Been in Love Before?
Weeks in Hitbound: 3
Blurb: Haven't you ever stopped picking up on every Lewis Capaldi song?
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
232: Jack Harlow - They Don't Love It
Weeks in Hitbound: 3
Blurb: You're right, I don't love it
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
231: Nicky Youre - Good Times Go
Weeks in Hitbound: 3
Blurb: Nicky Youre forgetableness
My Rating: 4/5 = Decent
230: All Time Low/Avril Lavigne - Fake As Hell
Weeks in Hitbound: 3
Blurb: Pop punk banger
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
229: Jason Derulo - Glad U Came
Weeks in Hitbound: 3
Blurb: Jason Derulo banger
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
228: Linkin Park - Lost
Weeks in Hitbound: 3
Blurb: Linkin Park banger
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
227: Maroon 5 - Middle Ground
Weeks in Hitbound: 3
Blurb: The first 3 letters of the title tell you how I feel about this song
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
226: JVKE - this is what losing someone feels like
Weeks in Hitbound: 3
Blurb: This is what turning off this boring song feels like
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
225: Amelia Moore/jxdn - FUMD
Weeks in Hitbound: 3
Blurb: Good riddance to the most ear-rapey song I've ever heard in my life
My Rating: -1/5 = The Worst Song of 2023
224: Fall Out Boy - What a Time To Be Alive
Weeks in Hitbound: 4
Blurb: FOB amazingness. It's a shame that this never became a hit. Also lol my worst and best songs of 2023 ended up being back to back.
My Rating: 6/5 = The Best Song of 2023
223: NOTD/Maia Wright - AM:PM
Weeks in Hitbound: 4
Blurb: EDM banger. A shame this never debuted.
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
222: Alec Benjamin - I Sent My Therapist to Therapy
Weeks in Hitbound: 4
Blurb: This was really fun and the lyrics are kinda hilarious
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
221: Presley Regier - Have Your Way
Weeks in Hitbound: 4
Blurb: This was pretty upbeat
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
220: AJR - Touchy Feely Fool
Weeks in Hitbound: 4
Blurb: AJR banger
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
219: Tate McRae - run for the hills
Weeks in Hitbound: 4
Blurb: Very forgettable song from her
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
218: Knox - Girl on the Internet
Weeks in Hitbound: 4
Blurb: Knox banger
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
217: Lonnie - One Night Stand
Weeks in Hitbound: 4
Blurb: We're sampling Lovefool by The Cardigans now?
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
216: BOYS LIKE GIRLS - MIRACLE
Weeks in Hitbound: 4
Blurb: BOYS LIKE GIRLS's return to Hits 1 since 2009
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
215: Lewis Capaldi - How I'm Feeling Now
Weeks in Hitbound: 4
Blurb: How I'm feeling now after Hits 1 picked up on every song off this boring album
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
214: Dominic Fike - Dancing In The Courthouse
Weeks in Hitbound: 4
Blurb: Dancing in the crickethouse
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
213: Casey Bishop - Blurry Vision
Weeks in Hitbound: 4
Blurb: Decent little bop
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
212: All Time Low - Calm Down
Weeks in Hitbound: 4
Blurb: Pop rock banger
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
211: Bakar - Hell n Back
Weeks in Hitbound: 4
Blurb: Gotta love random 2019 songs becoming a hit 4 years later
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
210: Matt Hansen - something to remember
Weeks in Hitbound: 4
Blurb: Extremely forgettable
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
209: Ed Sheeran/Luke Combs - Life Goes On
Weeks in Hitbound: 4
Blurb: Life goes onandonandonandon... oh wait, wrong song
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
208: Jenna Raine - It Is What It Is
Weeks in Hitbound: 4
Blurb: Extremely fun bop
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
207: Petit Biscuit/AJ - You Don't Ignore (AJ Remix)
Weeks in Hitbound: 4
Blurb: Fun little EDM bop
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
206: will.i.am/Britney Spears - MIND YOUR BUSINESS
Weeks in Hitbound: 5
Blurb: Manjobi
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
205: Zara Larsson - Can't Tame Her
Weeks in Hitbound: 5
Blurb: Deserved to debut rather than being in the abyss for 15 weeks
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
204: Lauren Spencer Smith/GAYLE/Em Beihold - Fantasy
Weeks in Hitbound: 5
Blurb: A strange collab and an even stranger song
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
203: Flyana Boss - You Wish
Weeks in Hitbound: 5
Blurb: Kinda slapped
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
202: Pitbull/Nile Rodgers - Freak 54 (Freak Out)
Weeks in Hitbound: 5
Blurb: Pitbull amazingness
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
201: d4vd - Here With Me
Weeks in Hitbound: 5
Blurb: A very weird song
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
200: Dove Cameron - White Glove
Weeks in Hitbound: 5
Blurb: Dove Cameron weirdness
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
199: FIFTY FIFTY/Kaliii - Barbie Dreams
Weeks in Hitbound: 5
Blurb: Fun Barbie song
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
198: Nightly - shirt
Weeks in Hitbound: 5
Blurb: A ripoff of The 1975's Chocolate
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
197: beabadoobee - glue song
Weeks in Hitbound: 5
Blurb: It's booooooorrrrriiiiinnnngggg!!!
My Rating: 2/5 = Mediocre
196: Lauv - Love U Like That
Weeks in Hitbound: 5
Blurb: Amazing Lauv bop
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
195: Elle Darlington - Wish You Would
Weeks in Hitbound: 5
Blurb: She sounds like a discount Ariana Grande
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
194: Drake - Search & Rescue
Weeks in Hitbound: 5
Blurb: Rescue me from this boringness
My Rating: 2/5 = Mediocre
193: jxdn - Chrome Hearted
Weeks in Hitbound: 5
Blurb: He needs to go back to pop punk bangers and not these boring trap songs
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
192: LU KALA - Pretty Girl Era
Weeks in Hitbound: 5
Blurb: Really fun bop
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
191: Lily Meola - Without You
Weeks in Hitbound: 5
Blurb: Extremely forgettable
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
190: Jessie Murph/Maren Morris - Texas
Weeks in Hitbound: 5
Blurb: Surprisingly good Jessie Murph song
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
189: charlieonnafriday - That's What I Get
Weeks in Hitbound: 5
Blurb: This was pretty upbeat
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
188: Loud Luxury/Two Friends/Bebe Rexha - If Only I
Weeks in Hitbound: 6
Blurb: EDM banger
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
187: Presley Regier - Nevermind
Weeks in Hitbound: 6
Blurb: :who:
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
186: NEIKED/Ayra Starr - You're Hired
Weeks in Hitbound: 6
Blurb: Fun little EDM afrobeats song
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
185: Crash Adams - Lucky
Weeks in Hitbound: 6
Blurb: Great but not their best song
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
184: Ice Spice/Nicki Minaj - Princess Diana (Remix)
Weeks in Hitbound: 6
Blurb: This slapped really hard
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
183: Chris Brown - Summer Too Hot
Weeks in Hitbound: 6
Blurb: :ChrisBrownSucks:
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
182: NLE Choppa/Kodak Black/JIMIN/JVKE/Muni Long - Angel Pt. 1
JVKE/JIMIN/Charlie Puth/Muni Long - Angel Pt. 2
Weeks in Hitbound: 6
Blurb: I'll be counting Angel Pt 1 and Angel Pt 2 as the same song. A fun but forgettable song.
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
181: PinkPantheress/Central Cee - Nice to meet you
Weeks in Hitbound: 6
Blurb: Very forgettable
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
180: charlieonnafriday - I'm Not Crazy
Weeks in Hitbound: 7
Blurb: I'm not crazy, I just like sampling random old Matchbox Twenty songs
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
179: Jordi - Just a Friend
Weeks in Hitbound: 7
Blurb: The better of her 2 songs
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
178: Mitski - My Love Mine All Mine
Weeks in Hitbound: 7
Blurb: Slow but still amazing
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
177: The Rose - Back To Me
Weeks in Hitbound: 7
Blurb: A Korean alt rock band?
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
176: Dominic Fike - Mama's Boy
Weeks in Hitbound: 7
Blurb: Very weird and bad
My Rating: 1/5 = Bad
175: Nicki Minaj - Red Ruby Da Sleeze
Weeks in Hitbound: 7
Blurb: Slaps so hard
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
174: Måneskin - HONEY (ARE U COMING?)
Weeks in Hitbound: 7
Blurb: Maneskin banger
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
173: Jessie Murph - Where Do You Go
Weeks in Hitbound: 7
Blurb: :jessiemurphsucks:
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
172: (G)I-DLE - I DO
Weeks in Hitbound: 7
Blurb: Decent KPOP song
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
171: MAX/JVKE/Bazzi - STRINGS
Weeks in Hitbound: 7
Blurb: MAX amazingness
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
170: Jordi - Hate You
Weeks in Hitbound: 8
Blurb: Everyone's favorite 13 week hitbound song
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
169: The Kid LAROI - BLEED
Weeks in Hitbound: 8
Blurb: Listening to this snoozefest makes my ears want to bleed
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
168: LANY - XXL
Weeks in Hitbound: 8
Blurb: Alt rock banger
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
167: Travis Scott/Bad Bunny/The Weeknd - K-POP
Weeks in Hitbound: 8
Blurb: A song called KPOP that has nothing to do with kpop
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
166: Kaliii - Area Codes
Weeks in Hitbound: 8
Blurb: Slaps so hard
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
165: Jung Kook - Standing Next To You
Weeks in Hitbound: 9
Blurb: An incredible song. It's a shame Hits 1 never picked up on the Usher remix.
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
164: Big Boss Vette - Pretty Girls Walk
Weeks in Hitbound: 10
Blurb: Slaps so hard
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
163: Henry Moodie - pick up the phone
Weeks in Hitbound: 11
Blurb: Very beautiful song
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
162: Patrick Martin - Dandelion Eyes
Weeks in Hitbound: 12
Blurb: An incredible song, but I'm not sure why they randomly brought it back 8 months later
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
Gracious, that was a lot of hitbound dropouts, we can finally start on the countdown songs!
161: Conan Gray - Never Ending Song
Weeks: 1
Peak: 30
Points: 1,826
Blurb: This was a great song, this deserved better than 1 week.
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
160: Reneé Rapp/Megan Thee Stallion - Not My Fault
Weeks: 1
Peak: 30
Points: 1,826
Blurb: Really fun song
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
159: Omar Apollo - Evergreen (You Didn’t Deserve Me At All)
Weeks: 1
Peak: 29
Points: 1,857
Blurb: Very weird and boring
My Rating: 1/5 = Bad
158: ZAYN - Love Like This
Weeks: 1
Peak: 29
Points: 1,857
Blurb: Great but one of the most forgettable songs ever made
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
157: *NSYNC - Better Place
Weeks: 1
Peak: 25
Points: 2,000
Blurb: NSYNC's big return after 20 years...and it only lasted 1 week
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
156: Charlie Puth/Jung Kook - Left and Right
Weeks: 1
Peak: 24
Points: 2,041
Blurb: Extremely overplayed
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
155: Harry Styles - Music for a Sushi Restaurant
Weeks: 1
Peak: 20
Points: 2,236
Blurb: This was really fun and the production was really cool
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
154: P!nk - TRUSTFALL
Weeks: 1
Peak: 13
Points: 2,774
Blurb: I don't really know the point of this debuting so high 6 months after it was released just for it to leave the next week
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
153: Tori Kelly - missin u
Weeks: 2
Peak: 29
Points: 3,683
Blurb: R&B should be fun like this and stop being so boring
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
152: K.Flay - It's Been So Long
Weeks: 2
Peak: 28
Points: 3,716
Blurb: Alt pop dance rap amazingness
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
151: Sam Smith/Koffee/Jessie Reyez - Gimme
Weeks: 2
Peak: 28
Points: 3,716
Blurb: Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
150: Pitbull/Lil Jon - JUMPIN
Weeks: 2
Peak: 26
Points: 3,818
Blurb: This is a copypasta from the Discord server and not what I actually think about the song:
All right, you asked for it. Let's buckle up and dive right into this pit of musical despair, also known as "Jumpin'" by Pitbull and Lil Jon. The fact that this auditory assault is anywhere near the top 25 songs chart is an affront to music lovers everywhere.
First off, let's talk about originality, or rather the total and complete absence of it in this track. We've got Pitbull and Lil Jon raiding their own discographies like musical grave robbers, looking for that one beat or hook that might still have a pulse. Spoiler alert: they didn't find it. Instead, we've got a stale, worn-out club beat that's as original as a photocopy of a photocopy.
Then there are the lyrics. I've seen more complexity in a fortune cookie. It's as if they threw a bunch of party buzzwords into a blender and just poured the results over the track. And Lil Jon's "yeahhh" and "okayyy" - I mean, come on, if your artistic signature is screaming two words, maybe it's time for a rebrand.
But the real travesty here isn't just the soul-crushing mediocrity of the song itself. No, it's the fact that it has landed in the top 25, and by doing so, it has pulled the bar for musical success so low it's practically subterranean. What message does that send to up-and-coming artists? Don't worry about being creative or original, just serve up the same tired party anthems again and again. Heck, why even bother writing new lyrics? Just grab a dictionary, pick a few words at random, throw in a beat and voila, you're on the charts.
We're living in a golden age of music, with artists pushing boundaries and challenging norms every single day. Yet, the charts have become a mausoleum for originality and creativity, instead celebrating the same formulaic nonsense over and over again.
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
149: Nicki Minaj/Lil Uzi Vert - Everybody
Weeks: 2
Peak: 23
Points: 3,975
Blurb: Super fun
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
148: Ed Sheeran - F64
Weeks: 2
Peak: 22
Points: 4,173
Blurb: Ed's rapping was great but this is extremely forgettable
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
147: Post Malone/Doja Cat - I Like You (A Happier Song)
Weeks: 2
Peak: 21
Points: 4,364
Blurb: The most overplayed song in existence
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
146: Selena Gomez - My Mind & Me
Weeks: 2
Peak: 20
Points: 4,368
Blurb: Slow but still good
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
145: OneRepublic - I Ain't Worried
Weeks: 2
Peak: 18
Points: 4,398
Blurb: Insanely catchy
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
144: Nicki Minaj - Super Freaky Girl
Weeks: 2
Peak: 19
Points: 4,588
Blurb: This used to be super annoying but it's decent now
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
143: Zara Larsson/David Guetta - On My Love
Weeks: 3
Peak: 27
Points: 5,577
Blurb: Amazing but forgettable EDM song
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
142: Alec Benjamin - Different Kind of Beautiful
Weeks: 3
Peak: 26
Points: 5,712
Blurb: Gotta love random Alec Benjamin non-radio singles
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
141: Noah Kahan - Stick Season
Weeks: 3
Peak: 26
Points: 5,779
Blurb: Boring season
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
140: Thirty Seconds to Mars - Seasons
Weeks: 3
Peak: 23
Points: 5,801
Blurb: Stuck should have been the single over Seasons
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
139: TOMORROW X TOGETHER/Jonas Brothers - Do It Like That
Weeks: 3
Peak: 22
Points: 6,063
Blurb: This was really fun and deserved better than 3 weeks
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
138: Rema/Selena Gomez - Calm Down
Weeks: 3
Peak: 22
Points: 6,132
Blurb: Classic case of Hits 1 picking up on a song too early. This was one of the biggest songs of 2023 yet it only lasted 3 weeks in 2023.
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
137: Taylor Swift - All Of The Girls You Loved Before
Weeks: 3
Peak: 23
Points: 6,170
Blurb: Fine but a bit dull
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
136: Flo Rida - What A Night
Weeks: 3
Peak: 19
Points: 6,561
Blurb: This was really fun but very forgettable
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
135: Kim Petras/Nicki Minaj - Alone
Weeks: 3
Peak: 15
Points: 6,796
Blurb: Fun sample of Alice Deejay's Better Off Alone
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
134: Timbaland/Nelly Furtado/Justin Timberlake - Keep Going Up
Weeks: 4
Peak: 26
Points: 7,501
Blurb: 2007 called and wants their artists back
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
133: Joji - Die for You
Weeks: 4
Peak: 26
Points: 7,569
Blurb: It's a shame this never became as big as Glimpse Of Us
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
132: Gracie Abrams - Where do we go now?
Weeks: 4
Peak: 26
Points: 7,701
Blurb: This was much better than I Know It Won't Work, this one should have been bigger
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
131: ILLENIUM/Avril Lavigne/Travis Barker - Eyes Wide Shut
Weeks: 4
Peak: 25
Points: 7,705
Blurb: EDM forgetableness
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
130: JVKE - this is what heartbreak feels like
Weeks: 4
Peak: 24
Points: 7,724
Blurb: this is what screaming songs sound like
My Rating: 1/5 = Bad
129: Ice Spice/Rema - Pretty Girl
Weeks: 4
Peak: 23
Points: 7,757
Blurb: Great song, but how did this do better than Calm Down?
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
128: The Chainsmokers/GRACEY - Think Of Us
Weeks: 4
Peak: 22
Points: 7,848
Blurb: Not really sure why Hits 1 picked up on this Chainsmokers non radio single
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
127: AJR - World's Smallest Violin
Countdown Run: Jan 7 - Jan 21
Weeks: 3
Peak: 12
Points: 7,859
Blurb: AJR banger
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
126: Lil Durk/Morgan Wallen - Stand By Me
Weeks: 4
Peak: 23
Points: 7,872
Blurb: A better version of Broadway Girls
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
125: blink-182 - ONE MORE TIME
Weeks: 4
Peak: 23
Points: 7,944
Blurb: Amazing blink-182 ballad
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
124: Stephen Sanchez - Evangeline
Weeks: 4
Peak: 23
Points: 7,983
Blurb: A slightly less boring Stephen Snoozefest song
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
123: Rosa Linn - SNAP
Weeks: 3
Peak: 10
Points: 8,118
Blurb: A fun little folk song
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
122: Beyoncé - CUFF IT
Weeks: 4
Peak: 17
Points: 9,268
Blurb: Ah yes, the song that was somehow 22 on the 2023 Hits 1 year end list despite only lasting 4 weeks
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
121: Olivia Rodrigo - Can't Catch Me Now
Weeks: 4
Peak: 15
Points: 9,612
Blurb: What is this, an Olivia Rodrigo ballad that doesn't suck?
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
120: Bebe Rexha - Heart Wants What It Wants
Weeks: 5
Peak: 22
Points: 9,765
Blurb: Fun but forgettable song
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
119: Miley Cyrus - River
Weeks: 5
Peak: 22
Points: 9,997
Blurb: It's a shame this was never as big as Flowers or Jaded
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
118: Reneé Rapp - Too Well
Weeks: 5
Peak: 19
Points: 10,263
Blurb: Fun little bop that deserved better
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
117: Doja Cat - Attention
Weeks: 6
Peak: 25
Points: 11,161
Blurb: This sounds like the desert level from Super Mario
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
116: The Weeknd - Die For You
Weeks: 4
Peak: 8
Points: 11,216
Blurb: One of the biggest songs of 2023...that only lasted 4 weeks and spent like 20 weeks in the abyss
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
115: Icandy - Keep Dat
Weeks: 5
Peak: 14
Points: 11,240
Blurb: Super forgettable song that probably flopped due to the title
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
114: Tyla - Been Thinking
Weeks: 6
Peak: 25
Points: 11,492
Blurb: This was amazing and deserved more success than Water
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
113: NewJeans - Super Shy
Weeks: 6
Peak: 25
Points: 11,593
Blurb: Fun little KPOP song
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
112: Sabrina Carpenter - Feather
Weeks: 4
Peak: 7
Points: 12,186
Blurb: This would become one of the biggest songs of 2024
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
111: Jessie Murph/Jelly Roll - Wild Ones
Weeks: 7
Peak: 27
Points: 12,945
Blurb: This song barely got played and remained in the bottom 5 of the countdown for its entire run
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
110: Benson Boone - In the Stars
Weeks: 6
Peak: 16
Points: 13,177
Blurb: The song that Hits 1 picked up on a year too early. This deserved better
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
109: Ava Max - Million Dollar Baby
Weeks: 4
Peak: 7
Points: 13,322
Blurb: Good but was very overplayed
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
108: Meghan Trainor - Mother
Weeks: 7
Peak: 26
Points: 13,378
Blurb: Stupid but fun
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
107: Jonas Brothers - Wings
Weeks: 6
Peak: 14
Points: 13,387
Blurb: Didn't know the Jonas Brothers started making song fragments
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
106: Jax - Victoria's Secret
Weeks: 4
Peak: 7
Points: 13,496
Blurb: Did you know that Victoria was made up by a dude?
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
105: The Weeknd/Future - Double Fantasy
Weeks: 6
Peak: 12
Points: 13,705
Blurb: Very forgettable
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
104: Charli XCX - Speed Drive
Weeks: 7
Peak: 18
Points: 14,529
Blurb: This was really fun
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
103: Tate McRae - exes
Weeks: 6
Peak: 12
Points: 14,652
Blurb: This really slapped
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
102: Sam Smith/Kim Petras - Unholy
Weeks: 4
Peak: 5
Points: 14,774
Blurb: One of the strangest and most forgettable #1 song in Hits 1 history
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
101: Sam Smith/Calvin Harris/Jessie Reyez - I'm Not Here To Make Friends
Weeks: 6
Peak: 10
Points: 14,974
Blurb: Great but forgettable EDM
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
100: Melanie Martinez - VOID
Weeks: 8
Peak: 24
Points: 15,313
Blurb: Very weird and bizarre song
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
99: Niall Horan - Meltdown
Weeks: 7
Peak: 14
Points: 15,525
Blurb: Very forgettable but still very fun
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
98: Knox - Not the 1975
Weeks: 6
Peak: 11
Points: 15,939
Blurb: A truly incredible song
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
97: Miguel - Sure Thing
Weeks: 8
Peak: 21
Points: 15,957
Blurb: One of the biggest songs of 2023 that flopped on the countdown and spent ages in the abyss
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
96: Beach Weather - Sex, Drugs, Etc.
Countdown Run: Jan 7 - Feb 18Weeks: 7
Peak: 16
Points: 16,048
Blurb: Amazing weird alt crap
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
95: Lauren Spencer Smith - That Part
Weeks: 7
Peak: 16
Points: 16,190
Blurb: Not her best song but not her worst
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
94: Gracie Abrams - I know it won't work
Weeks: 8
Peak: 19
Points: 16,297
Blurb: Gracie Midbrams midness
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
93: Jack Harlow - Lovin On Me
Weeks: 7
Peak: 10
Points: 16,781
Blurb: Whip your vomit on me
My Rating: 0/5 = Awful
92: Tyla - Water
Weeks: 9
Peak: 23
Points: 17,672
Blurb: Great but not as great as Been Thinking
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
91: NF - Happy
Weeks: 8
Peak: 12
Points: 17,841
Blurb: The last song to have 3 different countdown runs since Watermelon Sugar in 2020 nevermind I completely forgot Until I Found You had 3 different countdown runs in 2022
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
90: Lizzy McAlpine - ceilings
Weeks: 9
Peak: 20
Points: 18,109
Blurb: Lizzy McSnoozepine
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
89: Avril Lavigne/YUNGBLUD - I'm a Mess
Weeks: 7
Peak: 7
Points: 18,501
Blurb: This was slightly overplayed
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
88: Toosii - Favorite Song
Weeks: 10
Peak: 23
Points: 19,523
Blurb: More like least favorite song
My Rating: 2/5 = Mediocre
87: David Guetta/Bebe Rexha - I'm Good (Blue)
Weeks: 4
Peak: 3
Points: 19,710
Blurb: EDM sampling amazingness
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
86: USHER/Summer Walker/21 Savage - Good Good
Weeks: 10
Peak: 18
Points: 19,851
Blurb: This was just, well, good good
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
85: Doja Cat - Agora Hills
Weeks: 10
Peak: 15
Points: 21,164
Blurb: Vomit hills
My Rating: 0/5 = Awful
84: Willow Avalon - Stranger
Weeks: 11
Peak: 24
Points: 21,176
Blurb: Not sure why Hits 1 was trying to make her a thing
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
83: The Kid LAROI/Jung Kook/Central Cee - TOO MUCH
Weeks: 10
Peak: 17
Points: 21,799
Blurb: Went from extremely overplayed to very forgotten
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
82: Doja Cat - Paint The Town Red
Weeks: 11
Peak: 13
Points: 23,177
Blurb: A rare enjoyable Doja Cat song
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
81: Lewis Capaldi - Forget Me
Weeks: 6
Peak: 4
Points: 23,177
Blurb: Overplayed Lewis Capaldi crap
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
80: Jonas Brothers/Bailey Zimmerman - Strong Enough
Weeks: 7
Peak: 3
Points: 24,116
Blurb: Forgettable but still fun Jonas Brothers bop
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
79: Halsey - Die 4 Me
Weeks: 9
Peak: 6
Points: 24,228
Blurb: Why does Hits 1 still play this "smash" hit as a random recurrent?
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
78: Ava Max - Weapons
Weeks: 9
Peak: 7
Points: 24,691
Blurb: STOP! Picking up on forgettable Ava Max songs
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
77: Lil Nas X - STAR WALKIN'
Weeks: 4
Peak: 2
Points: 24,749
Blurb: Really cool song
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
76: AJR - Yes I'm a Mess
Weeks: 10
Peak: 9
Points: 25,065
Blurb: AJR bop
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
75: Kylie Minogue - Padam Padam
Weeks: 11
Peak: 12
Points: 25,308
Blurb: Kylie Minogue's big return to Hits 1 since 2007
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
74: Mimi Webb - Red Flags
Weeks: 11
Peak: 11
Points: 25,332
Blurb: Fun but forgettable Mimi Webb bop
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
73: Post Malone - Mourning
Weeks: 10
Peak: 7
Points: 25,659
Blurb: This was slightly annoying
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
72: Tate McRae - uh oh
Weeks: 8
Peak: 4
Points: 26,288
Blurb: Overplayed Tate McRae crap
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
71: Morgan Wallen - Last Night
Weeks: 12
Peak: 16
Points: 26,524
Blurb: Overplayed Morgan Wallen crap
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
70: Kenya Grace - Strangers
Weeks: 10
Peak: 8
Points: 26,882
Blurb: EDM banger
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
69: David Kushner - Daylight
Weeks: 14
Peak: 12
Points: 27,472
Blurb: The Take Me To Church of 2023
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
68: Diplo/Jessie Murph/Polo G - Heartbroken
Weeks: 13
Peak: 17
Points: 27,692
Blurb: This was really fun and Jessie Murph actually sounds good for once
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
67: JVKE - golden hour
Weeks: 9
Peak: 8
Points: 28,364
Blurb: One of the most annoying songs of 2023, but has slightly grown on me again
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
66: Ed Sheeran - American Town
Weeks: 12
Peak: 10
Points: 29,082
Blurb: This was very boring
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
65: Nicki Minaj - Last Time I Saw You
Weeks: 11
Peak: 7
Points: 29,318
Blurb: This was really fun
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
64: Lewis Capaldi - Wish You the Best
Weeks: 11
Peak: 10
Points: 29,411
Blurb: This was so boring and his voice is so ass
My Rating: 1/5 = Bad
63: Dominic Fike - Mona Lisa
Weeks: 13
Peak: 13
Points: 30,019
Blurb: This was very fun
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
62: PinkPantheress/Ice Spice - Boy's a liar Pt. 2
Weeks: 14
Peak: 13
Points: 30,144
Blurb: Weird but fun
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
61: The Kid LAROI - LOVE AGAIN
Weeks: 13
Peak: 10
Points: 30,149
Blurb: Very fun
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
60: Jax - Cinderella Snapped
Weeks: 13
Peak: 9
Points: 30,440
Blurb: The lyrics were very stupid but I still loved this
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
59: Coi Leray - Players
Weeks: 15
Peak: 16
Points: 31,468
Blurb: The DJ Smallz 732 remix they played for 2 weeks was better than the original
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
58: Nicky Youre - Eyes On You
Weeks: 7
Peak: 2
Points: 31,968
Blurb: This got very annoying
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
57: Dua Lipa - Houdini
Weeks: 7
Peak: 2
Points: 32,030
Blurb: This was very fun
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
56: Jelly Roll - Need a Favor
Weeks: 12
Peak: 8
Points: 32,190
Blurb: Great country song
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
55: Jung Kook/Jack Harlow - 3D
Weeks: 12
Peak: 9
Points: 32,243
Blurb: Fun but very forgettable
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
54: Nicki Minaj/Ice Spice/Aqua - Barbie World
Weeks: 16
Peak: 15
Points: 33,414
Blurb: This was slightly annoying
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
53: Jung Kook/Latto - Seven
Weeks: 13
Peak: 9
Points: 33,933
Blurb: This was really fun
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
52: Billie Eilish - What Was I Made For?
Weeks: 15
Peak: 9
Points: 33,970
Blurb: boooooooooooooooooooooooring
My Rating: 0/5 = Awful
51: Lil Durk/J. Cole - All My Life
Weeks: 15
Peak: 9
Points: 34,012
Blurb: This was so overplayed and annoying and the children chorus sucks
My Rating: 2/5 = Mediocre
50: Lizzo/SZA - Special
Weeks: 10
Peak: 5
Points: 34,299
Blurb: This didn't deserve to flop THAT hard
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
49: Luke Combs - Fast Car
Weeks: 15
Peak: 13
Points: 35,592
Blurb: This was extremely overplayed
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
48: Charlie Puth/Dan + Shay - That's Not How This Works
Weeks: 12
Peak: 6
Points: 35,899
Blurb: This was very annoying
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
47: Taylor Swift - Is It Over Now?
Weeks: 9
Peak: 3
Points: 37,568
Blurb: Is this annoying song over now?
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
46: OneRepublic - RUNAWAY
Weeks: 13
Peak: 8
Points: 37,744
Blurb: Good but extremely forgettable OneRepublic bop
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
45: Crash Adams - Sugar Mommy
Weeks: 15
Peak: 8
Points: 39,019
Blurb: Great Crash Adams bop but I don't think this deserved to be so high
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
44: Taylor Swift - Anti-Hero
Weeks: 6
Peak: 1 x 3 weeks
Points: 39,227
Blurb: I don't think this needed to flop so hard after leaving #1
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
43: Lady Gaga - Bloody Mary
Weeks: 12
Peak: 6
Points: 40,890
Blurb: The Lady Gaga song from 2011 that went viral for some reason
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
42: Fall Out Boy - Hold Me Like a Grudge
Weeks: 18
Peak: 13
Points: 41,054
Blurb: Gotta love random FOB non-singles
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
41: Kane Brown/Katelyn Brown - Thank God
Weeks: 16
Peak: 9
Points: 41,084
Blurb: Cute little country song
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
40: RAYE/070 Shake - Escapism.
Weeks: 16
Peak: 6
Points: 41,863
Blurb: This was a bit too weird
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
39: Metro Boomin/The Weeknd/21 Savage - Creepin'
Weeks: 16
Peak: 6
Points: 45,100
Blurb: One of the most overplayed songs of 2023
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
38: charlieonnafriday - Enough
Weeks: 11
Peak: 3
Points: 45,532
Blurb: Post Malone wannabe
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
37: Paul Russell - Lil Boo Thang
Weeks: 17
Peak: 7
Points: 45,713
Blurb: Fun music slaps
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
36: Selena Gomez - Single Soon
Weeks: 16
Peak: 6
Points: 47,076
Blurb: How did this do so well, this is one of the most forgettable songs ever made
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
35: David Guetta/Anne-Marie/Coi Leray - Baby Don't Hurt Me
Weeks: 17
Peak: 8
Points: 48,646
Blurb: Baby don't recycle me
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
34: Olivia Rodrigo - vampire
Weeks: 15
Peak: 5
Points: 50,960
Blurb: midpire
My Rating: 1/5 = Bad
33: SZA - Nobody Gets Me
Weeks: 17
Peak: 4
Points: 50,960
Blurb: The song that was in bottom 5 of airplay for half its countdown run
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
32: Jonas Brothers - Summer Baby
Weeks: 17
Peak: 5
Points: 52,052
Blurb: The summer song that lasted well past summer
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
31: Teddy Swims - Lose Control
Weeks: 16
Peak: 2
Points: 52,100
Blurb: I lose controooooooooooooooooooooooool
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
30: Meghan Trainor - Made You Look
Weeks: 11
Peak: 1 x 2 weeks
Points: 53,278
Blurb: I made you puke
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
29: Olivia Rodrigo - bad idea right?
Weeks: 17
Peak: 4
Points: 53,401
Blurb: The only great song from GUTS
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
28: Noah Kahan/Post Malone - Dial Drunk
Weeks: 22
Peak: 11
Points: 53,829
Blurb: Great song that got ruined from overplay
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
27: Fall Out Boy - We Didn't Start The Fire
Weeks: 16
Peak: 3
Points: 53,983
Blurb: Shocked this is so high because I don't remember this song doing this well
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
26: Miley Cyrus - Jaded
Weeks: 20
Peak: 7
Points: 54,936
Blurb: No one cares that you're jaaaaaaaadeeeeeed!
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
25: The 1975 - I'm In Love With You
Weeks: 21
Peak: 8
Points: 56,178
Blurb: Gotta love Hits 1 picking up on random The 1975 non-singles
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
24: Sabrina Carpenter - Nonsense
Weeks: 19
Peak: 3
Points: 65,842
Blurb: Might have been the most annoying song of 2023
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
23: Post Malone - Chemical
Weeks: 15
Peak: 2
Points: 65,933
Blurb: This did not deserve to get blocked from #1 by Waffle House
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
22: SZA - Snooze
Weeks: 28
Peak: 12
Points: 67,514
Blurb: We don't need overplayed SZA crap lasting almost 30 weeks
My Rating: 2/5 = Medicore
21: FIFTY FIFTY - Cupid (Twin Ver.)
Weeks: 20
Peak: 3
Points: 67,587
Blurb: Overplayed KPOP crap
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
20: SZA - Kill Bill
Weeks: 18
Peak: 3
Points: 68,235
Blurb: Oh great more overplayed SZA crap, but at least this one wasn't that boring
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
19: Olivia Rodrigo - get him back!
Weeks: 11
Peak: 1 x 4 weeks
Points: 70,427
Blurb: Annoy him back!
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
18: Harry Styles - Satellite
Weeks: 19
Peak: 3
Points: 71,082
Blurb: Bland but still enjoyable Harry Styles song
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
17: Post Malone - Enough Is Enough
Weeks: 21
Peak: 3
Points: 75,802
Blurb: Enough is enough of this overplayed non-single crap
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
16: Taylor Swift/Ice Spice - Karma
Weeks: 12
Peak: 1 x 4 weeks
Points: 75,945
Blurb: Overplayed Taylor crap
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
15: Latto/LU KALA - Lottery
Weeks: 16
Peak: 1 x 1 week
Points: 76,033
Blurb: You won the annoy-tery!
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
14: The Weeknd/Playboi Carti/Madonna - Popular
Weeks: 21
Peak: 2
Points: 78,256
Blurb: More overplayed crap that's still overplayed in 2024!
My Rating: 3/5 = Decent
13: Ed Sheeran - Eyes Closed
Weeks: 21
Peak: 3
Points: 80,224
Blurb: Ed you really need to stop making acoustic ballads
My Rating: 1/5 = Bad
12: Niall Horan - Heaven
Weeks: 18
Peak: 1 x 1 week
Points: 81,754
Blurb: Not Niall's best nor his worst
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
11: Taylor Swift - Lavender Haze
Weeks: 19
Peak: 2
Points: 88,401
Blurb: Lavender annoyance
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
10: Fall Out Boy - Love From The Other Side
Weeks: 22
Peak: 1 x 3 weeks
Points: 89,635
Blurb: FOB banger
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
9: Miley Cyrus - Used To Be Young
Countdown Run: Sep 2 - Dec 23
Weeks: 17
Peak: 1 x 2 weeks
Points: 92,626
Blurb: Should have been called "Used To Be #1, Then Was Forgotten About"
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
8: Miley Cyrus - Flowers
Weeks: 14
Peak: 1 x 6 weeks
Points: 96,679
Blurb: The biggest song of 2023 that flopped hard on Hits 1 after being #1 for 6 weeks in a row
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
7: Dua Lipa - Dance The Night
Weeks: 21
Peak: 1 x 1 week
Points: 101,943
Blurb: Annoy the night
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
6: Doechii - What It Is (Solo Version)
Weeks: 25
Peak: 2
Points: 105,318
Blurb: This was extremely overplayed
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
5: Tate McRae - greedy
Weeks: 15
Peak: 1 x 7 weeks
Points: 105,597
Blurb: Tate McRae bop
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
4: Crash Adams - Give Me A Kiss
Weeks: 23
Peak: 1 x 3 weeks
Points: 107,222
Blurb: Gotta love random artists hitting #1
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
3: Jonas Brothers - Waffle House
Weeks: 19
Peak: 1 x 3 weeks
Points: 107,319
Blurb: This was extremely forgettable, this did not deserve to be #3
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
2: Tiësto/Tate McRae - 10:35
Weeks: 19
Peak: 1 x 6 weeks
Points: 113,651
Blurb: Stopped the 3 year drought of EDM being #1 on the countdown
My Rating: 5/5 = Amazing
And your #1 song of 2023 is...
1: Taylor Swift - Cruel Summer
Weeks: 20
Peak: 1 x 6 weeks
Points: 130,997
Blurb: This song was so overplayed, it turned to Cruel Autumn, Cruel Winter, Cruel Spring, and now it's back to Cruel Summer
My Rating: 4/5 = Good
Final scores:
0/5 = Awful: 4
1/5 = Bad: 6
2/5 = Mediocre: 10
3/5 = Decent: 46
4/5 = Good: 128
5/5 = Amazing: 163
2023 total score = 1,491/1,785 = 83.5%
2022 total score = 67%
2021 total score = 67%
Full Rankings:
351: Towa Bird - Wild Heart
350: BORT - Can You Hear Me
349: Shawn Mendes - WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DYING FOR ?
348: Havanna Winter - Death Wish
347: Mansionz - Optionz
346: Noah Kahan/Gracie Abrams - Everywhere, Everything
345: Tyla Yaweh - SUMMER VIBES
344: Halsey - Bells in Santa Fe
343: RAYE/Coi Leray - Flip A Switch. (Remix)
342: Kelly Clarkson - me
341: Dove Cameron - Girl Like Me
340: Nicki Minaj - Pink Friday Girls
339: Bazzi - Doing Time
338: Miley Cyrus - Flowers (Demo)
337: Owl City - Kelly Time
336: DJ Khaled/Lil Baby/Future/Lil Uzi Vert - SUPPOSED TO BE LOVED
335: Alec Benjamin - Paper Crown
334: Kesha - Only Love Can Save Us Now
333: Fall Out Boy - Heartbreak Feels So Good
332: Sam Smith/Madonna - VULGAR
331: Anna Delvey/Brooke Butler/Audio Chateau - What the Hell
330: Jagwar Twin - Bad Feeling (Oompa Loompa)
329: Bebe Rexha/David Guetta - One in a Million
328: Jessie Murph - What Happened to Ryan
327: Beyoncé - MY HOUSE
326: Daya - Downtown
325: GAYLE - don't call me pretty
324: Stephen Sanchez - Only Girl
323: The Kid LAROI - I Can't Go Back to the Way It Was (Intro)
322: Kim Petras - brrr
321: Lewis Capaldi - Pointless
320: Busted/Jonas Brothers - Year 3000 2.0
319: P!nk - Never Gonna Not Dance Again
318: Charlie Puth - Lipstick
317: Leah Kate - My Bed
316: Sia - Gimme Love
315: The Kid LAROI - I GUESS IT'S LOVE?
314: Kate Peytavin - ever fallen?
313: The Chainsmokers/bludnymph - Self Destruction Mode
312: Avery Anna - Self Love
311: Jessie Murph - About You
310: AJR - The Dumb Song
309: Martin Garrix/JVKE - Hero
308: Presley Regier - Fly
307: Troye Sivan - One Of Your Girls
306: Rita Ora/Fatboy Slim - Praising You
305: Calvin Harris/Ellie Goulding - Miracle
304: Bebe Rexha - Call On Me
303: Niall Horan/Lizzy McAlpine - You Could Start a Cult
302: PinkPantheress - Angel
301: Hayes Warner - Breadcrumbs
300: Metro Boomin/Swae Lee/NAV/A Boogie Wit da Hoodie - Calling
299: Diplo/Kodak Black/Koe Wetzel - Wasted
298: JP Saxe - I Don't Miss You
297: Marshmello/Dove Cameron - Other Boys
296: Niall Horan - Science
295: Loud Luxury/DVBBS/Kane Brown - Next To You
294: Regard/Drop G/A-Sho - No Love For You
293: Niall Horan - If You Leave Me
292: Labrinth/Billie Eilish - Never Felt So Alone
291: Central Cee - Entrapreneur
290: Troye Sivan - Got Me Started
289: Hayes Warner - Dead To Me
288: Devon Cole - 1-800-GOT-STRESS
287: Claire Rosinkranz - Swinging at the Stars
286: Chappell Roan - Kaleidoscope
285: Victoria Monét - On My Mama
284: Bruce Melodie/Shaggy - When She's Around (Funga Macho)
283: Troye Sivan - Rush
282: Benson Boone - Sugar Sweet
281: Havanna Winter - Tornado
280: INJI - THE ONE
279: Zach Bryan/Kacey Musgraves - I Remember Everything
278: Coi Leray/David Guetta - Make My Day
277: Madison Beer - Home to Another One
276: 24kGoldn - Bite
275: Loud Luxury/KIDDO - These Nights
274: Jason Derulo/Meghan Trainor - Hands On Me
273: Ed Sheeran - A Beautiful Game
272: Jain - Makeba
271: Nicky Youre - Found
270: Bailey Bryan - IYKYK
269: Mimi Webb - Freezing
268: Bazzi - Eyes
267: Nessa Barrett - BANG BANG!
266: PinkPantheress - Mosquito
265: Tori Kelly - cut
264: Coi Leray - Bops
263: Reneé Rapp - Bruises
262: Måneskin/Tom Morello - GOSSIP
261: Maisie Peters - Lost the Breakup
260: Dove Cameron - Lethal Woman
259: Macklemore/Collett - NO BAD DAYS
258: Kim Petras - Revelations
257: ROLE MODEL - a little more time
256: Cash Cash/Taylor Dayne - Tell It To My Heart
255: Dove Cameron/Khalid - We Go Down Together
254: Mckenna Grace - Ugly Crier
253: LU KALA - Hotter Now
252: All Time Low - Tell Me I'm Alive
251: Nicky Youre - Shut Me Up
250: People R Ugly - BRAIN DEAD
249: Coco Jones/Owen Cutts - ICU (Remix)
248: blink-182 - FELL IN LOVE
247: Travis Scott - I KNOW ?
246: Charlotte Sands - Alright
245: Thomas Day - Gravity
244: Tai Verdes - Sandman
243: XG/Ciara/Jackson Wang/JAKOPS - LEFT RIGHT REMIXX
242: AJR - Inertia
241: charlieonnafriday/Lil Tjay - Same Friends
240: Rita Ora - You Only Love Me
239: aespa - Better Things
238: Will Linley - Last Call
237: The Band CAMINO - See You Later
236: Leah Kate - Super Over
235: Peggy Gou - (It Goes Like) Nanana
234: Mae Stephens - If We Ever Broke Up
233: Lewis Capaldi - Haven't You Ever Been in Love Before?
232: Jack Harlow - They Don't Love It
231: Nicky Youre - Good Times Go
230: All Time Low/Avril Lavigne - Fake As Hell
229: Jason Derulo - Glad U Came
228: Linkin Park - Lost
227: Maroon 5 - Middle Ground
226: JVKE - this is what losing someone feels like
225: Amelia Moore/jxdn - FUMD
224: Fall Out Boy - What a Time To Be Alive
223: NOTD/Maia Wright - AM:PM
222: Alec Benjamin - I Sent My Therapist to Therapy
221: Presley Regier - Have Your Way
220: AJR - Touchy Feely Fool
219: Tate McRae - run for the hills
218: Knox - Girl on the Internet
217: Lonnie - One Night Stand
216: BOYS LIKE GIRLS - MIRACLE
215: Lewis Capaldi - How I'm Feeling Now
214: Dominic Fike - Dancing In The Courthouse
213: Casey Bishop - Blurry Vision
212: All Time Low - Calm Down
211: Bakar - Hell n Back
210: Matt Hansen - something to remember
209: Ed Sheeran/Luke Combs - Life Goes On
208: Jenna Raine - It Is What It Is
207: Petit Biscuit/AJ - You Don't Ignore (AJ Remix)
206: will.i.am/Britney Spears - MIND YOUR BUSINESS
205: Zara Larsson - Can't Tame Her
204: Lauren Spencer Smith/GAYLE/Em Beihold - Fantasy
203: Flyana Boss - You Wish
202: Pitbull/Nile Rodgers - Freak 54 (Freak Out)
201: d4vd - Here With Me
200: Dove Cameron - White Glove
199: FIFTY FIFTY/Kaliii - Barbie Dreams
198: Nightly - shirt
197: beabadoobee - glue song
196: Lauv - Love U Like That
195: Elle Darlington - Wish You Would
194: Drake - Search & Rescue
193: jxdn - Chrome Hearted
192: LU KALA - Pretty Girl Era
191: Lily Meola - Without You
190: Jessie Murph/Maren Morris - Texas
189: charlieonnafriday - That's What I Get
188: Loud Luxury/Two Friends/Bebe Rexha - If Only I
187: Presley Regier - Nevermind
186: NEIKED/Ayra Starr - You're Hired
185: Crash Adams - Lucky
184: Ice Spice/Nicki Minaj - Princess Diana (Remix)
183: Chris Brown - Summer Too Hot
182: NLE Choppa/Kodak Black/JIMIN/JVKE/Muni Long - Angel Pt. 1 & JVKE/JIMIN/Charlie Puth/Muni Long - Angel Pt. 2
181: PinkPantheress/Central Cee - Nice to meet you
180: charlieonnafriday - I'm Not Crazy
179: Jordi - Just a Friend
178: Mitski - My Love Mine All Mine
177: The Rose - Back To Me
176: Dominic Fike - Mama's Boy
175: Nicki Minaj - Red Ruby Da Sleeze
174: Måneskin - HONEY (ARE U COMING?)
173: Jessie Murph - Where Do You Go
172: (G)I-DLE - I DO
171: MAX/JVKE/Bazzi - STRINGS
170: Jordi - Hate You
169: The Kid LAROI - BLEED
168: LANY - XXL
167: Travis Scott/Bad Bunny/The Weeknd - K-POP
166: Kaliii - Area Codes
165: Jung Kook - Standing Next To You
164: Big Boss Vette - Pretty Girls Walk
163: Henry Moodie - pick up the phone
162: Patrick Martin - Dandelion Eyes
161: Conan Gray - Never Ending Song
160: Reneé Rapp/Megan Thee Stallion - Not My Fault
159: Omar Apollo - Evergreen (You Didn’t Deserve Me At All)
158: ZAYN - Love Like This
157: *NSYNC - Better Place
156: Charlie Puth/Jung Kook - Left and Right
155: Harry Styles - Music for a Sushi Restaurant
154: P!nk - TRUSTFALL
153: Tori Kelly - missin u
152: K.Flay - It's Been So Long
151: Sam Smith/Koffee/Jessie Reyez - Gimme
150: Pitbull/Lil Jon - JUMPIN
149: Nicki Minaj/Lil Uzi Vert - Everybody
148: Ed Sheeran - F64
147: Post Malone/Doja Cat - I Like You (A Happier Song)
146: Selena Gomez - My Mind & Me
145: OneRepublic - I Ain't Worried
144: Nicki Minaj - Super Freaky Girl
143: Zara Larsson/David Guetta - On My Love
142: Alec Benjamin - Different Kind of Beautiful
141: Noah Kahan - Stick Season
140: Thirty Seconds to Mars - Seasons
139: TOMORROW X TOGETHER/Jonas Brothers - Do It Like That
138: Rema/Selena Gomez - Calm Down
137: Taylor Swift - All Of The Girls You Loved Before
136: Flo Rida - What A Night
135: Kim Petras/Nicki Minaj - Alone
134: Timbaland/Nelly Furtado/Justin Timberlake - Keep Going Up
133: Joji - Die for You
132: Gracie Abrams - Where do we go now?
131: ILLENIUM/Avril Lavigne/Travis Barker - Eyes Wide Shut
130: JVKE - this is what heartbreak feels like
129: Ice Spice/Rema - Pretty Girl
128: The Chainsmokers/GRACEY - Think Of Us
127: AJR - World's Smallest Violin
126: Lil Durk/Morgan Wallen - Stand By Me
125: blink-182 - ONE MORE TIME
124: Stephen Sanchez - Evangeline
123: Rosa Linn - SNAP
122: Beyoncé - CUFF IT
121: Olivia Rodrigo - Can't Catch Me Now
120: Bebe Rexha - Heart Wants What It Wants
119: Miley Cyrus - River
118: Reneé Rapp - Too Well
117: Doja Cat - Attention
116: The Weeknd - Die For You
115: Icandy - Keep Dat
114: Tyla - Been Thinking
113: NewJeans - Super Shy
112: Sabrina Carpenter - Feather
111: Jessie Murph/Jelly Roll - Wild Ones
110: Benson Boone - In the Stars
109: Ava Max - Million Dollar Baby
108: Meghan Trainor - Mother
107: Jonas Brothers - Wings
106: Jax - Victoria's Secret
105: The Weeknd/Future - Double Fantasy
104: Charli XCX - Speed Drive
103: Tate McRae - exes
102: Sam Smith/Kim Petras - Unholy
101: Sam Smith/Calvin Harris/Jessie Reyez - I'm Not Here To Make Friends
100: Melanie Martinez - VOID
99: Niall Horan - Meltdown
98: Knox - Not the 1975
97: Miguel - Sure Thing
96: Beach Weather - Sex, Drugs, Etc.
95: Lauren Spencer Smith - That Part
94: Gracie Abrams - I know it won't work
93: Jack Harlow - Lovin On Me
92: Tyla - Water
91: NF - Happy
90: Lizzy McAlpine - ceilings
89: Avril Lavigne/YUNGBLUD - I'm a Mess
88: Toosii - Favorite Song
87: David Guetta/Bebe Rexha - I'm Good (Blue)
86: USHER/Summer Walker/21 Savage - Good Good
85: Doja Cat - Agora Hills
84: Willow Avalon - Stranger
83: The Kid LAROI/Jung Kook/Central Cee - TOO MUCH
82: Doja Cat - Paint The Town Red
81: Lewis Capaldi - Forget Me
80: Jonas Brothers/Bailey Zimmerman - Strong Enough
79: Halsey - Die 4 Me
78: Ava Max - Weapons
77: Lil Nas X - STAR WALKIN'
76: AJR - Yes I'm a Mess
75: Kylie Minogue - Padam Padam
74: Mimi Webb - Red Flags
73: Post Malone - Mourning
72: Tate McRae - uh oh
71: Morgan Wallen - Last Night
70: Kenya Grace - Strangers
69: David Kushner - Daylight
68: Diplo/Jessie Murph/Polo G - Heartbroken
67: JVKE - golden hour
66: Ed Sheeran - American Town
65: Nicki Minaj - Last Time I Saw You
64: Lewis Capaldi - Wish You the Best
63: Dominic Fike - Mona Lisa
62: PinkPantheress/Ice Spice - Boy's a liar Pt. 2
61: The Kid LAROI - LOVE AGAIN
60: Jax - Cinderella Snapped
59: Coi Leray - Players
58: Nicky Youre - Eyes On You
57: Dua Lipa - Houdini
56: Jelly Roll - Need a Favor
55: Jung Kook/Jack Harlow - 3D
54: Nicki Minaj/Ice Spice/Aqua - Barbie World
53: Jung Kook/Latto - Seven
52: Billie Eilish - What Was I Made For?
51: Lil Durk/J. Cole - All My Life
50: Lizzo/SZA - Special
49: Luke Combs - Fast Car
48: Charlie Puth/Dan + Shay - That's Not How This Works
47: Taylor Swift - Is It Over Now?
46: OneRepublic - RUNAWAY
45: Crash Adams - Sugar Mommy
44: Taylor Swift - Anti-Hero
43: Lady Gaga - Bloody Mary
42: Fall Out Boy - Hold Me Like a Grudge
41: Kane Brown/Katelyn Brown - Thank God
40: RAYE/070 Shake - Escapism.
39: Metro Boomin/The Weeknd/21 Savage - Creepin'
38: charlieonnafriday - Enough
37: Paul Russell - Lil Boo Thang
36: Selena Gomez - Single Soon
35: David Guetta/Anne-Marie/Coi Leray - Baby Don't Hurt Me
34: Olivia Rodrigo - vampire
33: SZA - Nobody Gets Me
32: Jonas Brothers - Summer Baby
31: Teddy Swims - Lose Control
30: Meghan Trainor - Made You Look
29: Olivia Rodrigo - bad idea right?
28: Noah Kahan/Post Malone - Dial Drunk
27: Fall Out Boy - We Didn't Start The Fire
26: Miley Cyrus - Jaded
25: The 1975 - I'm In Love With You
24: Sabrina Carpenter - Nonsense
23: Post Malone - Chemical
22: SZA - Snooze
21: FIFTY FIFTY - Cupid (Twin Ver.)
20: SZA - Kill Bill
19: Olivia Rodrigo - get him back!
18: Harry Styles - Satellite
17: Post Malone - Enough Is Enough
16: Taylor Swift/Ice Spice - Karma
15: Latto/LU KALA - Lottery
14: The Weeknd/Playboi Carti/Madonna - Popular
13: Ed Sheeran - Eyes Closed
12: Niall Horan - Heaven
11: Taylor Swift - Lavender Haze
10: Fall Out Boy - Love From The Other Side
9: Miley Cyrus - Used To Be Young
8: Miley Cyrus - Flowers
7: Dua Lipa - Dance The Night
6: Doechii - What It Is (Solo Version)
5: Tate McRae - greedy
4: Crash Adams - Give Me A Kiss
3: Jonas Brothers - Waffle House
2: Tiësto/Tate McRae - 10:35
1: Taylor Swift - Cruel Summer
fun bop
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Deletefun (insert artist or genre name) banger
DeleteReally glad someone else liked Pick Up the Phone & My Love Mine all Mine as much as I do. Also btw for Mama's Boy you gave it a 1/5 but wrote it in red as if it were a 0/5.
ReplyDeleteI just realized I don't have a color code for a 1/5 song, I changed it to a lighter red color
DeleteI thought 1/5 was light blue. But whatever, light red also works.
Deletevery forgettable
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Delete(insert any song title/lyric but replace one word with "boring" or "annoying")
DeleteHey, stop making fun of my reviewing style. I'm not writing full reviews for 350 songs because that would take ages.
DeleteIdk why as soon as your blog started back up the comments section just exploded with spamming comments. People are just weird.
Deletebro do you realize how hard it is to copy and paste 360+ songs, let alone review that many songs? go ahead, i'd like to see you try. we're waiting...
DeleteThat's the first time I've heard anyone refer to niki minaj last time I saw you as "fun"
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