Hey guys, what's going on? For my rankdown, I'm waiting on Dom and HrishK to finish, and as soon as they submit I will release the results. If you wanted to participate too, please comment that you're going to, otherwise I'm releasing the results when those two finish. Another boring week. Only one debut (hint ⛪) . The only saving grace is Sunroof is still #1 (but not for much longer). Before we get to this week's fresh 30, let's say goodbye to the songs leaving the countdown:
All 4 Nothing (I'm So In Love) - Lauv (#11)
The countdown:
Last week's #1 song: SUNROOF - Nicky Youre/dazy (1 week at #1)
30: Glimpse of Us - Joji ⛪(Debut)
29: Massive - Drake (-1)
28: Numb Little Bug - Em Beihold (-7)
27: BREAK MY SOUL - Beyoncé (+3)
26: i feel everything - Amelia Moore (+1)
25: Sweetest Pie - Megan The Stallion/Dua Lipa (-9)
24: Devil Doesn't Bargain - Alec Benjamin (-5)
23: sheluvme - Tai Verdes (+3)
22: So Good - Halsey (=)
21: First Class - Jack Harlow (-3)
20: Left and Right - Charlie Puth, Jung Kook (+5)
19: Love Me More - Sam Smith (+4)
18: 10 things i hate about you - Leah Kate (-5)
17: Thousand Miles - The Kid LAROI (-2)
16: Numb - Marshmello/Khalid (+8)
15: Until I Found You - Stephen Sanchez (+14)
14: I Like You (A Happier Song) - Post Malone/Doja Cat (+6)
13: Me, Myself & I - 5 Seconds Of Summer (+4)
12: Out Of Time - The Weeknd (+2)
11: As It Was - Harry Styles (-9) (8 weeks at #1)
10: Boyfriend - Dove Cameron (-2)
9: Bones - Imagine Dragons (-2)
8: Potion - Calvin Harris/Dua Lipa/Young Thug (+4)
7: SUPERMODEL - Måneskin (+3)
6: Maybe You're The Problem - Ava Max (=)
5: When You're Gone - Shawn Mendes (-1)
4: 2step - Ed Sheeran/Lil Baby (+1)
3: Late Night Talking - Harry Styles (+6)
2: About Damn Time - Lizzo (=)
1: SUNROOF - Nicky Youre/dazy (=) (2 weeks at #1)
Countdown extra: Victoria's Secret - Jax
Biggest Jump Of The Week: Until I Found You - Stephen Sanchez (+14). Wow, I was not expecting that. This song is starting to grow on me. Hopefully it can last longer than a few weeks.
Biggest...DRRRRRRROP!!! Of The Week: Tie between As It Was - Harry Styles and Sweetest Pie - Megan The Stallion/Dua Lipa (-9). These songs are really old and annoying and need to leave soon.
Debuts:
Only one debut this week, and it's everyone's favorite church hymn Glimpse of Us by Joji! Does this song really need to be here? This is the most boring song I've ever heard in my life. It makes The Joker And The Queen seem like a dance song. The song itself isn't terrible, it's just way too slow for pop radio. Hopefully this song doesn't last too much longer.
This week's top 5 one year ago:
5 Montero - Lil Nas X
4 You - Regard/Troye Sivan/Tate McRae
3 Kiss Me More - Doja Cat/SZA
2 Leave Before You Love Me - Marshmello/Jonas Brothers
1 good 4 u - Olivia Rodrigo
favorite song last year: Say So - Masked Wolf
least favorite song last year: Arcade - Duncan Laurence
favorite song 2 years ago: Rain On Me - Lady Gaga/Ariana Grande
least favorite song 2 years ago: Heather - Conan Gray
favorite song 3 years ago: bad guy - Billie Eilish
least favorite song 3 years ago: Someone You Loved - Lewis Capaldi
most missed countdown song: Funhouse - P!nk (2009)
least missed countdown song: Way 2 Sexy - Drake (2021)
throwback pick: Canned Heat - Jamiroquai (1999)
Hitbound:
Baby Boo - Muni Long Saweetie
Jiggle Jiggle (Remix) - Duke & Jones, Jason Derulo, Louis Theroux (re-entry)
Dress - Charlotte Sands
2 Be Loved (Am I Ready) - Lizzo (Debut)
Victoria's Secret - Jax
i feel everything - Amelia Moore (1TW)
the idea - blackbear
Substance - Demi Lovato (Debut)
Booty - Saucy Santana, Latto
Stay With Me - Calvin Harris, Halsey, Pharrell, Justin Timberlake (Debut)
BLENDER - 5 Seconds Of Summer (Debut)
Someone to Blame - Dixie
Easy Lover - Ellie Goulding, Big Sean (Debut)
Breakfast - Dove Cameron
Disaster - Conan Gray
WAIT FOR U - Future, Drake, Tems (Debut)
Yessssss, I thought Jiggle Jiggle was gone forever, but Jason Derulo made a remix and now it's back! Yeah, this song is stupidly amazing, and Jason's verse is really good. I'm so happy this song is back.
Lizzo just released her new album and Hits 1 picked up on 2 Be Loved (Am I Ready). This song is really good. I like the 80s style production, and the key change at the end is pulled off well.
Demi Lovato made another pop punk song called Substance. Skin Of My Teeth was good, but Substance is even better. This sounds like a mid 2000s pop punk song, and I love it. Hopefully this fares better than Skin Of My Teeth which only lasted a laughably short one week on the countdown.
Now for the best hitbound debut of the week. Calvin Harris teams up with Halsey, Pharrell, and Justin Timberlake for Stay With Me. The 70s funk production is amazing, and everyone sounds good. This is way better than the Sam Smith song with the same name. Hopefully this song does well.
5 Seconds Of Summer released a new song called BLENDER. And holy cow, this is amazing. This is the best 5SOS song in a while. The 80s production is amazing and Luke & Calum sound good. This is way better than Me Myself & I and COMPLETE MESS and I hope it does well.
Ellie Goulding returns with Easy Lover along with Big Sean. She was last seen on Hits 1 back in 2019 with Hate Me With Juice WRLD (rip). As always, Ellie does not disappoint. Her voice is amazing and the song is extremely catchy, and Big Sean complements her voice very well.
Well, the streak of good debuts had to end. We have WAIT FOR U by Future, Drake, and Tems. I thought Drake had finally turned around after releasing Massive which is amazing. Then he goes and releases another horrible rap song. These horrible mumble rap trap songs don't need to be anywhere near pop radio. How is this a pop song!? The production is not good at all, and Future and Drake sound awful. Way 2 Sexy is still worse, at least Wait For U is somewhat listenable. This song better not debut or it's ending up on the bottom on my worst list this year.
Exits:
Glimpse of Us - Joji ⛪
W.I.T.C.H. (Woman In Total Control Of Herself) - Devon Cole
Got Me Good - DNCE
Wasted On You - Morgan Wallen 🤠
Life's Too Short - aespa
Betty (Get Money) - Yung Gravy
Glimpse of Us entered the countdown. W.I.T.C.H. and Betty (Get Money) were amazing and deserved better. Got Me Good wasn't that good. Wasted On You and Life's Too Short find themselves in the abyss.
Abyss:
Wasted On You - Morgan Wallen 🤠
Life's Too Short - aespa
Get Into It (Yuh) - Doja Cat
Running Up That Hill - Kate Bush 👵
Flowers - Lauren Spencer-Smith
this is what falling in love feels like - JVKE
Want Want - Maggie Rogers
Daylight - Harry Styles
Don't You Worry - Black Eyed Peas, Shakira, David Guetta
Music For A Sushi Restaurant - Harry Styles
I Ain't Worried - OneRepublicViva Las Vengeance - Panic! At the Disco
Unstoppable - Sia
Wow, the list of abyss songs keeps growing and growing. If the countdown was still 45 songs, this wouldn't be an issue. I'm not sure if Unstoppable counts as an abyss song, but Hits 1 plays it sometimes, so I'm counting it. It was released back in 2016, the same album which included Cheap Thrills and The Greatest. I remember hearing this song a lot in 2016. I could've sworn this song made the countdown in 2016, but I checked and this song never made it to the countdown.
Can Hits 1 stop screwing over Don't You Worry? It's getting played on other pop stations, so why can't it debut? Oh yeah, I forgot that Hits 1 really stans slow, boring songs (⛪) and screws over good songs like iPad, I Love U, and now Don't You Worry.
Can Get Into It please be on the countdown? It's ridiculous it's getting played a lot yet it's still in the abyss.
TikTok top 5
5 SUNROOF - Nicky Youre/dazy
4 Running Up That Hill - Kate Bush 👵
3 Booty - Saucy Santana, Latto
2 I Like You (A Happier Song) - Post Malone/Doja Cat
1 Vegas - Doja Cat
And that's where I find a glimpse of blurb:
We lost All 4 Nothing (I'm So In Love). It was really bad so I'm glad it's gone.
Really Hits 1, why did ⛪ debut? There's a ton of better songs that deserved to debut instead: Don't You Worry, Music For A Sushi Restaurant, and I Ain't Worried.
Sweetest Pie and Numb Little Bug have been here way too long. They dropped hard this week so hopefully they'll leave next week.
There's been a lot of movement on the countdown. Left And Right and SUPERMODEL made nice little jumps. Unfortunately, Amelia Whore keeps jumping.
Why is Love Me More still here? It's one of the most generic boring songs I've heard.
Sunroof managed to ward off Harry Styles and remain the #1 song. Late Night Talking jumped up to #3, so expect it to be #1 next week.
Bye for now, see you all next week!
