Survey:
SZA/Kendrick Lamar - 30 For 30 [NEW]
JENNIE/Dua Lipa - Handlebars
Halsey - safeword
Selena Gomez/benny blanco/Gracie Abrams - Call Me When You Break Up
Gigi Perez - Sailor Song (ugh...this song is never gonna go away)
Lady Gaga - Abracadabra
ROLE MODEL - Sally, When The Wine Runs Out [NEW] (finally enters the survey...when it just left the countdown...)
ROSÉ - toxic till the end
Gracie Abrams - I Love You, I'm Sorry
Pitbull/Bon Jovi - Now or Never [REENTRY]
Tate McRae - Revolving door
Lizzo - Love In Real Life
JENNIE - like JENNIE [NEW]
Doechii - DENIAL IS A RIVER
Tyla - PUSH 2 START
Jusice/Tame Impala - Neverender [NEW]
Doechii - Anxiety
Dasha - Not At This Party
Jonas Brothers - Love Me To Heaven [NEW]
Morgan Wallen - Love Somebody (eww, why is this still here?)
Lady Gaga - Garden Of Eden
Chappell Roan - The Giver
LISA/Doja Cat/RAYE - Born Again
Lizzo - Still Bad
Damiano David - Next Summer
RAYE - Oscar Winning Tears. [REENTRY] (???)
Avery Anna - Mr. Predictable (bruh just go away already)
Kendrick Lamar/SZA - luther
Tate McRae - Sports car
Sabrina Carpenter - Busy Woman
Benson Boone - Sorry I'm Here For Someone Else
Ryann - Dirty
The Marías - No One Noticed
Billie Eilish - WILDFLOWER [REENTRY] (does this mean it's finally gonna reenter the countdown?)
Teddy Swims - Bad Dreams
Shaboozey - Good News
Alex Warren - Ordinary [NEW]
Lola Young - Messy
SZA - BMF
Off The Survey:
Sabrina Carpenter - Bed Chem (bruh this went #1 when it was off the survey. now I am convinced she paid a bribe to Hits 1 to make it #1)
Chappell Roan - Pink Pony Club
Gracie Abrams - That's So True
Alex Warren/Joe Jonas - Burning Down
The Weeknd - Cry For Me
Lol, I had a dream last night that Bed Chem left the survey
ReplyDelete-my10baby
It’ll probably pull a Please Please Please where it dropped to #3 from #1 and leave the countdown
Delete*slowly waiting for sailor song to become the orange song*
ReplyDeleteBURNING DOWN IS FINALLY GONE
ReplyDeleteBed Chem is number one? My plan worked!
ReplyDelete*counts money*
ReplyDeletePleasure doing business with you!
DeleteThe money even tastes like you! 😋
DeleteIf you give us fifteen million more dollars, we'll make Bed Chem #1 for the rest of the year even when it has 0 airplay and is not on the survey! Your all-time ultimate rank stats will demolish Shut Up And Dance!
DeleteDeal!
DeleteI paid you $10 million, how come I only got one week?
DeleteShe paid more, plain and simple. Maybe if you want the top spot for the next two years, you should pay us $20 million.
Delete*hands over money*
DeleteDon't break our deal again.
….Why isn’t Daylight on the countdown?
DeleteI gave you $20 Million for Daylight to debut and last for 40 weeks before leaving at number 2
DeleteWell, after Satellite, we learned some interesting information we didn't know about you before: apparently you're a... clown? So we won't let that happen! DAYLIGHT WILL ROT IN THE ABYSS FOR ETERNITY.
DeleteBut Sabrina Carpenter is also a clown! Can't you see the picture at the top of the post? Take away her #1!
Deletereputation (Taylor’s Version) drops tonight at 6 p.m!
ReplyDeleteOHMYGOD TAYLOR SWIFTTTTTTT YESSSSSSSS MY THEORY WAS CORRECT ALL ALONG
DeleteWhat if Debut came out at 1 a.m? 🤠🐍
DeleteI won't take this. Debut album from The 1776 coming out tonight at 5:59 p.m!
DeleteThe band is composed of me, Matty Healy, John Mayer, and Calvin Harris.
DeleteNo, today was MY day for revenge on Taylor. UFOs comes out at 6:01 PM tonight, with deluxe bonus track "Deja Vu (Olivia's Version)" to celebrate four years of deja vu.
Delete*quickly starts recording 15 songs*
DeletePlease don't get me in this drama again...
DeleteI'm releasing an album today called I Still Taste Like Sabrina, featuring 49 tracks detailing what Sabrina tastes like!
DeleteIt's the worst album of all time. I'm releasing a 50-track album about what the lollipop from the C,XOXO album cover tastes like. It's called Matthew Hussey, and the lead single is Austin Kevitch. Shawn isn't even mentioned in it because he tastes way too Sabrina for me.
DeleteWhere’d all the other bodies of water go?
ReplyDeleteDude, I’m right here!
DeleteHow can you not see me?
DeleteI know I’m small but come on!
DeleteOh hey guys! I didn’t know so many bodies of water also started with the prefix zest!
Deleteoh god not the return of Zestreservoir 💀
DeleteYou heard her right! Bed Chem is now officially number one for 71 weeks!
ReplyDeleteSally ran out of wine and she left…
ReplyDeleteI'm still looking for the broccoli.
ReplyDeleteI am Chappell Roan's evil twin, Rappel Cone. I will force her to never release her second album.
ReplyDeleteMy pet alligator ran away, please Venmo me $50,000,000 to help find him.
ReplyDeleteALLIGATOR BITES NEVER HEAL
DeleteWhat the heck just happened here
ReplyDeleteEverything bestie
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