Hey guys, what's up? Reveals have finally started for the 2022 small hits rankdown. Big on Discord has been busy so we've only had 6 songs revealed so far, but hopefully we'll have more soon.
Before we get to this week's fresh 30, let's say goodbye to the songs leaving the countdown:
Myles Smith - Stargazing [#21] {3w} PK: 21
Last week's #1 song: Shaboozey - A Bar Song (Tipsy) (1 week at #1)
30. UPSHAL - Summer So Hot [Debut] {1w} PK: 30
29. Alex Warren - Carry You Home [-1] {3w} PK: 28
28. Hayes Warner - Predator [+2] {2w} PK: 28
27. Camila Cabello/Drake - HOT UPTOWN [==] {6w} PK: 27
26. Halsey - Lucky [+3] {2w} PK: 26
25. Knox - Treadmill [-2] {6w} PK: 23
24. Charli XCX - 360 [+1] {8w} PK: 22
23. Crash Adams - Hotel Party [+3] {6w} PK: 23
22. Gracie Abrams - Risk [+2] {12w} PK: 14
21. Tommy Richman - MILLION DOLLAR BABY [-4] {11w} PK: 17
20. Meghan Trainor - Whoops [+2] {7w} PK: 22
19. Billie Eilish - LUNCH [-1] {11w} PK: 6
18. Hozier - Too Sweet [-8] {19w} 6w @ #1
17. Ariana Grande - the boy is mine [+3] {13w} PK: 7
16. Marshmello/Kane Brown - Miles On It [-1] {12w} PK: 15
15. Gracie Abrams - Close To You [+1] {7w} PK: 15
14. Benson Boone - Slow It Down [+5] {15w} PK: 8
13. Madison Beer - Make You Mine [+1] {19w} PK: 13
12. Mark Ambor - Belong Together [==] {7w} PK: 12
11. Taylor Swift - I Can Do It With A Broken Heart [+2] {15w} PK: 10
10. Sabrina Carpenter - Espresso [-1] {17w} 6w @ #1
9. Billie Eilish - BIRDS OF A FEATHER [+2] {10w} PK: 9
8. Eminem - Houdini [-1] {10w} PK: 5
7. Dasha - Austin [+1] {18w} PK:7
6. Dua Lipa - Illusion [-2] {17w} PK: 3
5. Teddy Swims - The Door [==] {17w} PK: 5
4. Chappell Roan - Good Luck, Babe! [+2] {12w} PK: 3
3. Post Malone/Morgan Wallen - I Had Some Help [==] {13w} PK: 2
2. Sabrina Carpenter - Please Please Please [==] {8w} PK: 2
1. Shaboozey - A Bar Song (Tipsy) [==] {14w} 2w @ #1
Debut:
Summer So Hot finally makes it way out of the abyss. This is pretty fun but very forgettable and UPSAHL sounds good.
Countdown Extra: Jessie Murph/Teddy Swims - Dirty
Biggest Jump Of The Week: Benson Boone - Slow It Down [+5]
Biggest DRRRRRRROP!!! Of The Week: Hozier - Too Sweet [-8]
Last year's #1 song: Crash Adams - Give Me A Kiss (3/3 weeks at #1)
Favorite song last year: Kylie Minogue - Padam Padam
Least favorite song last year: Billie Eilish - What Was I Made For?
Most missed song: Duck Sauce - Barbra Streisand (2011)
Recommendation for Hits 1: Zedd/Remi Wolf - Lucky
5 Oldest Songs
- Tie between Madison Beer - Make You Mine and Hozier - Too Sweet {19w}
- Dasha - Austin {18w}
- Tie between Teddy Swims - The Door, Dua Lipa - Illusion, and Sabrina Carpenter - Espresso {17w}
- Tie between Benson Boone - Slow It Down and Taylor Swift - I Can Do It With A Broken Heart {15w}
- Shaboozey - A Bar Song (Tipsy) {14w}
Hitbound
Jessie Murph/Teddy Swims - Dirty [2]
Katy Perry - LIFETIMES [Debut]
Machine Gun Kelly/Jelly Roll - Lonely Road [3]
Megan Thee Stallion/Yuki Chiba - Mamushi [2]
Charli XCX - Apple [4]
ROLE MODEL - Scumbag [3]
Khalid - Heatstroke [Debut]
Madison Beer - 15 MINUTES [2]
Beabadoobee - Beaches [Debut]
Shawn Mendes - Why Why Why [Debut]
FINNEAS - For Cryin' Out Loud! [Debut]
Kesha - JOYRIDE [5]
Dasha - Didn't I [5]
All Time Low - Dear Maria, Count Me In (ATL's Version) [Debut]
Maren Morris - push me over [2]
Joe Jonas - Work It Out [4]
Also Available to Vote
Chappell Roan - HOT TO GO! [6]
Pitbull/Ne-Yo/AFROJACK - 2 The Moon [6]
Kendrick Lamar - Not Like Us [4]
Katy Perry is back with Lifetimes after Woman's World flopped harder than J Christ. Luckily this is much better than Woman's World. This is super fun and Katy Perry sounds great.
Khalid is finally back with solo music since Skyline in 2022 with Heatstroke. Skyline was amazing, and Heatstroke is the opposite of amazing. This is going for more of an indie vibe and it doesn't really work. This is very boring and Khalid doesn't sound that great.
Wow, a Beabadoobee song that doesn't make we want to vomit. She's back with Beaches. The rock production is pretty good and her voice is pretty good.
Shawn Mendes is finally back after a year after having that weird What The Hell Are We Dying For song last year that apparently only took 30 minutes to write with Why Why Why. This is a pretty fun folk song and Shawn sounds good.
FINNEAS makes his return to Hits 1 after 3 years since Till Forever Falls Apart in 2021 with For Cryin' Out Loud. This is pretty upbeat and he sounds pretty good.
All Time Low is here with a remake of their 2008 hit Dear Maria, Count Me In. I'm very confused cuz Mikey Piff said the original was in the first ever hitbound in 2004, but the song wasn't released til 2008, unless I'm dumb or I misheard something. This is an amazing remake, the production is amazing and singer Alex Gaskarth sounds great as always.
I'm not really sure why Not Like Us is still on the survey when it hasn't gotten a single spin.
Exits:
Charli XCX/Billie Eilish - Guess [1]
Gracie Abrams - I Love You, I'm Sorry [3]
Paul Russell/Meghan Trainor - Slippin' [3]
CYRIL - Stumblin' In [4]
Benson Boone - Death Wish Love [3]
LISA - Rockstar [6]
Guess was amazing and deserved better. Slippin' and Stumblin' In were great but were kinda fading on me. And Rockstar, Death Wish Love, and I Love You, I'm Sorry were very mid.
Abyss
Myles Smith - Stargazing
David Guetta/OneRepublic - I Don't Wanna Wait
Katy Perry - Woman's World
The Kid Laroi - GIRLS
Olivia Rodrigo - so american
Moneybagg Yo/Morgan Wallen - WHISKEY WHISKEY
Coldplay - feelslikeimfallinginlove
Twenty One Pilots - The Craving
Jelly Roll - I Am Not Okay
Katy Perry - Teenage Dream
Chappell Roan - HOT TO GO!
Pitbull/Ne-Yo/AFROJACK - 2 The Moon
Harry Styles - Daylight
Dear Maria, Blurb Me In:
Just 1 exit this week, Stargazing. This was just alright. This finds itself in the abyss so it could reenter.
Million Dollar Baby has been here for 3 months and still has yet to see the top half of the countdown.
2 big drops in a row from Too Sweet. This is a great song but it really needs to leave.
What is going on with Make You Mine? It's been here for almost 20 weeks but hasn't gotten higher than #13. It's literally just countdown filler at this point.
Thank God A Bar Song is still blocking Sabrina from #1. Hopefully it can keep blocking her or I Had Some Help reaches #1.
That's all for now, see you all next week!
Poll of the Week Results:
Best HB Debut?
Charli XCX/Billie Eilish - Guess: 61.54 % (8 votes)
Madison Beer - 15 MINUTES: 30.77 % (4 votes)
Megan Thee Stallion/Yuki Chiba - Mamushi: 7.69 % (1 vote)
