(Troll Post) The Weirdest Week Ever - David Kushner (1) - Week Of July 8, 2023

Hey guys, what's up? This was the weirdest week in Hits 1 history, which I will get into later.

Before we get to this week's fresh 30, let's say goodbye to the songs leaving the countdown:

Doja Cat - Attention [#30]

Morgan Wallen - Last Night [#27]

Melanie Martinez - Void [#26]

iCandy - Keep Dat [#17]

Taylor Swift - Cruel Summer [#09]

Last week's #1: Taylor Swift/Ice Spice - Karma (Remix) (4 weeks at #1)

30: Nicki Minaj & Ice Spice feat. Aqua - Barbie World [-2]

29: Taylor Swift - You're Losing Me (From The Vault) [Debut]

28: Jain - Makeba [Debut]

27: Lil Durk feat. J. Cole - All My Life [-2]

26: OneRepublic - Runaway [-6]

25: Jonas Brothers - Summer Baby [-3]

24: SZA - Snooze [-1]

23: Fall Out Boy - Hold Me Like A Grudge [+1]

22: Post Malone - Mourning [-3]

21: Gracie Abrams - I Know It Won't Work {Re-Entry}

20: Lauren Spencer-Smith - That Part [-2]

19: Miley Cyrus - Jaded [-6]

18: Lewis Capaldi - Wish You The Best [-8]

17: NF - Happy [-5]

16: David Guetta feat. Anne-Marie & Coi Leray - Baby Don't Hurt Me [-5]

15: Luke Combs - Fast Car [-1]

14: The Weeknd feat. Playboy Carti & Madonna - Popular [+1]

13: P!nk - Trustfall {Re-Entry}

12: The 1975 - I'm In Love With You [+4]

11: Post Malone - Chemical [-8]

10: Harry Styles - Satellite [-2]

09: Dominic Fike - Mona Lisa [+20]

08: Fifty Fifty - Cupid (Twin Version) [-1]

07: Crash Adams - Give Me A Kiss [-1]

06: Olivia Rodrigo - Vampire [Debut]

05: Ed Sheeran - Eyes Closed [==]

04: Dua Lipa - Dance The Night [==]

03: Jonas Brothers - Waffle House [-1]

02: Taylor Swift feat. Ice Spice - Karma [-1] Four Weeks @ Number One

01: David Kushner - Daylight [+20] First Week @ Number One

Debuts:

Really Hits 1, we're debuting songs that aren't on streaming platforms? Taylor Swift is here with You're Losing Me. This isn't amazing but it's pretty good when I hear it on Hits 1, I just wish I can listen to it on Spotify.

I Know It Won't Work re-entered for the second time for a third total countdown run. Okay then.

The weird French crap grew on me a lot this past week, Makeba by Jain. This song is stupid but it's so incredibly fun and catchy.

Trustfall re-entered all the way up at #13. Good to have this back.

Olivia Rodrigo is back after 2 years with Vampire, and it debuts all the way up at #6. This is an amazing song from her. It starts off slow but picks up a lot as the song goes on.

Countdown Extra: The Band CAMINO - See You Later

Biggest Jump Of The Week: Tie between Dominic Fike - Mona Lisa and David Kushner - Daylight [+20]

Biggest DRRRRRRROP!!! Of The Week: Tie between Post Malone - Chemical and Lewis Capaldi - Wish You The Best [-8]

Last year's #1 song: Nicky Youre - Sunroof (1/5 weeks at #1)

Favorite song last year: Leah Kate - Twinkle Twinkle

Least favorite song last year: Amelia Moore - i feel everything

Most missed song: Fitz and The Tantrums - HandClap (2016)

Recommendation for Hits 1: Alok/Ava Max - Car Keys

5 oldest songs:

5. Tie between Crash Adams - Give Me A Kiss & Taylor Swift/Ice Spice - Karma (Remix) (11 weeks)

4. Tie between Lewis Capaldi - Wish You The Best, Post Malone - Chemical, & Miley Cyrus - Jaded (12 weeks)

3. Jonas Brothers - Waffle House (1 3weeks) 

2. Ed Sheeran - Eyes Closed (15 weeks)

1. The 1975 - I'm In Love With You (19 weeks)

Hitbound:

Jain - Makeba {SB}

Fall Out Boy - We Didn't Start The Fire (Debut)

Coi Leray/David Guetta - Make My Day {2}

TOMORROW X TOGETHER/Jonas Brothers - Do It Like That (Debut)

Benson Boone - In The Stars {6}

Kaliii - Area Codes {7}

Leah Kate - Super Over {2}

Crash Adams - Lucky {6}

Metro Boomin/NAV/A Boogie Wit da Hoodie/Swae Lee - Calling {2}

Jelly Roll - Need A Favor {3}

Olivia Rodrigo - vampire {SB}

Jessie Murph/Maren Morris - Texas {5}

Tai Verdes - Sandman {3}

d4vd - Here With Me {3}

The Band CAMINO - See You Later {2} SOTW

Doechii - What It Is (Solo Version) {6}

Fall Out Boy is back with We Didn't Start The Fire, a cover of Billy Joel's 1989 song. It's the same melody but Fall Out Boy changed the lyrics to events that happened from 1989-2023. This song is so amazing. The production is really cool and I like how they changed the lyrics to modern day events. I really hope this can do something.

TOMORROW X TOGETHER and the Jonas Brothers collab on Do It Like That. This song is super fun and TXT and the Jo Bros both sound great. 

Exits:

Kim Petras - Revelations {2}

Niall Horan - Science {2}

Revelations was amazing and I wished it could have debuted. And Science was mediocre.

Abyss:

Rita Ora/Fatboy Slim - Praising You

Halsey - Die 4 Me

Miguel - Sure Thing

Bakar - Hell N Back

Calvin Harris/Ellie Goulding - Miracle

Flo Rida - What A Night

Pitbull/Lil Jon - JUMPIN

Havanna Winter - Tornado

I love this blurb and hate it at the same time:

We lost Attention, Last Night, Void, Keep Dat, and Cruel Summer. Good riddance to Last Night it never should have re-entered. Void was good but very weird. Attention was alright. Keep Dat was pretty fun. And Cruel Summer deserved much better.

I'm not sure why I'm In Love With You keeps jumping when it hasn't been on the survey for over a month. 

Mona Lisa jumped 20 spots to #9. Let's go!!!!

Ok, what the actual fucking fuck? Daylight jumped 20 spots all the way up to #1? This is unacceptable. It's been in the bottom 5 airplay for a while now. There's no reason it should be jumping to #1. I would literally take any other song on the countdown at #1 besides this garbage. How does anyone like this song. The production is trash. And David Kushner sounds trash, it sounds like he's literally singing into a broken microphone. I really hope this leaves #1 next week because this does not deserve #1 at all.

That's all for now, see you all next week!